Ted Pillow

You can’t turn your mind off from a never-ending stream of anxious thoughts.

“A dystopian love story in a Texas wasteland and set in a community of cannibals.” WAIT WHAT YES.

You know what they say: Lady in the streets, freak in the sheets.

Have you ever wondered why, exactly, Glen Bishop existed in the Mad Men universe? What was the point of this marginal character who somehow kept turning up again and again? Well, he’s played by Marten Weiner, the son of showrunner Matthew Weiner. So, there you go.

The average penis size is only 5 inches. Aha! Did you hear that, Karen!?! 5 inches!!

10 Words or Fewer Summary: Chilling documentary explores family’s unimaginable secrets

Most guys tend to lose themselves in the moment, so it can’t hurt to try and plan out what you’re going to say at your climax, rather than just blurting out the first thing that comes to mind (i.e., “9/11 was an inside job!” or just “UGHHHNNGGN!”)

“That’s so raven.”