Your friendship was forged in the mystical waters of Lake Natty Light.
You can’t turn your mind off from a never-ending stream of anxious thoughts.
“A dystopian love story in a Texas wasteland and set in a community of cannibals.” WAIT WHAT YES.
This year I will go to the gym six times in January, three times in February, and once in April. On a Wednesday in September, I will opt to take the stairs over the elevator to my 4th floor apartment and experience both a glowing sense of accomplishment and a Charley horse.
You know what they say: Lady in the streets, freak in the sheets.
Eating out of a bowl isn’t just for small children, the elderly, and sick people.
The disquieting realization that even Faith Hill can’t save us now.
Watch them — you will not be disappointed.