Latest From
Thought Catalog
-
Why You Just Can’t Let Go (In One Sentence) This June, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Pisces: You’re overwhelmed by all the fond memories.
-
30+ Birthday Puns That Will Make Getting Older Funnier
Why do candles love birthdays so much? They just wanna get lit!
-
300+ Anime Names That Are Absolutely Beautiful
You don’t have to watch anime in order to appreciate these anime names.
-
12 Funny Monkey Puns To Share When You’re Monkeying Around
What do you call an award-winning monkey? A chimpion!
-
The 15 Best Pig Puns So You Can Hog All The Laughs
How does a 20-something pig hit on someone? They invite them over to Netflix and swill.
-
The Best 14 Ice Puns That Will Leave You Shivering With Glee
I had the best ice pun to tell you. Problem is, it slipped my mind.
-
30+ Ice Cream Puns That Will Make You Sprinkle In Your Pants
What is ice cream’s favorite TV show? Game of Cones.
-
10+ Wine Puns That Will Make You Feel Slaphappy Drunk On Fun
How does a wine connoisseur decide what to drink? On a case by case basis.
-
-
15 Vegetable Puns That Will Make You LOL
Why did the tomato blush? Because it could see the salad dressing!
-
15 Tuna Puns You Should Dive Right Into
What do you call a fish that needs help with his or her vocals? Autotuna.
-
466 Japanese Girl Names (And Meanings)
If you’re trying to come up with baby names, then you might want to choose a name that’s popular in Japan. Here are a few popular Japanese names for girls:
-
33 Farm Puns You Have Never Herd Before
What did the farmer say when he lost one of his cows? What a miss-steak.
-
16 Silly Squid Puns That Are Inkredible
What did the squid say when it was asked out on a date? I’ll ink about it.
-
55 Dumb Puns That Are So Stupid They Are Actually Funny
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
-
The Dollhouse: 5 Roles You Play In A Narcissist’s ‘Harem’ Or Love Cult
In any relationship with a narcissist, you become part of a cult-like group, because narcissists usually have many other “admirers” awaiting to serve them at their beck and call –…
-
How To Get Over Someone: The Ultimate Guide To Releasing Attachments, Reinventing Yourself, And Opening Your Life To New Love
What is there to gain from heartbreak?
-
25 Owl Puns That Will Make You Feel Owl The LOLs
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test? They prefer to wing it.
-
50 Animal Puns That Will Make Ewe Roar With Laughter
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!
-
22 Beer Puns To Get You Drunk On Laughter
What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet? A Budweiser in each hand!
-
-
Sink Your Teeth Into These 33 Hysterical Shark Puns
Who gives sharks presents on Christmas? Santa Jaws!
-
50 Food Puns To Dish Out When You’re Hungry For Laughs
What’s Adele’s favorite dessert? Jello from the other side!
-
50+ Flower Puns That Will Make You Laugh Once And Floral
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed? It was a bud omen.
-
-
50 Chicken Puns You Will Be EGGcited To Tell All Your Friends
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken? A poultry-geist.
-
25 Bread Puns That Are Hilarious (And Not At All Crumby)
Why did the aging bread roll retire? Her career was already toast!
-
-
50+ Christmas Puns Yule Laugh Out Loud To
What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense? “Wait, there’s myrrh.”
-
25 Bone Puns That Everyone Will Find Humerus
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck? Spare ribs.
-
50 Water Puns That Will Have You Swimming In Happy Tears
What did the bottled water tell the spy? The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
-
50 Rock Puns That Will Have You Rolling With Laughter
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
-
-
50+ Halloween Puns That Will Make You Laugh Until You’re Coffin
Why was the skeleton lonely? He had no body.
-
50 Hilarious Bird Puns That Will Have You Quacking Up
What birds spend all their time on their knees? Birds of prey!
-
50 Pokemon Puns That Will Make You Laugh Your Ash Off
What do you call a low fat Pokemon? Butterfree.
-
-
-
80+ Hilarious Cheese Puns For Foodies
All the best foods include cheese — pizza, nachos, mozzarella sticks. Here are some hilarious cheese puns to share with your friends and family:
-
200+ Perfect Instagram Names That Will Ensure You Get Lots Of Followers
It’s time to up your Instagram game.
-
16 Dolphin Puns That Will Make You Flip Out
What did the dolphin say when it broke its neighbor’s window? It wasn’t on porpoise!
-
50 Hilarious, Laugh Out Loud Fish Puns
No matter what your relationship to those undersea critters is, here are the best fish puns that will leave you gasping for breath.
-
Here’s Everything You Need To Expect About The Change That Will Occur Under The Gemini New Moon
Big projects will come to fruition, you’ll gain confidence to use your voice, and things that used to scare you won’t any longer.
-
-
What Is An Adjustment Disorder? How To Tell If You Clinically Overreact To Change, Stress Or Fear
Adjustment disorders can feel scary, but they are manageable at the very least, and curable at best.
-
The Most Romantic Love Letters For Him (Because Texts Are Not Enough)
I know I don’t always say how I’m feeling because I have a nasty habit of keeping my heart guarded, but I hope you realize how much I care about…
-
30 Egg Puns That Are Hilarious (If You Get The Yolk)
How do you know if a chef is mean? He beats all the eggs.
-
-
-
100+ Interesting Words You Should Slip Into Conversation To Sound Intelligent
It’s time to learn something new, to broaden your vocabulary, to sound even more eloquent than you already are.
