This isn’t going to be one of those, “I didn’t go to college to find a husband, I came to find my bridesmaids” type posts. Cue nausea.

4. NARS blush in Orgasm.

5. Thigh-high stockings.

Perseverance is failing nineteen times and succeeding the twentieth.

Doug was sexually assaulted by Mr. Dink & took drugs to cope.

It can get lonely being the only one awake when the world is asleep.

“Do you worship Satan?”

Enjoy the delicious aroma now filling your home.

Take a passive man and a passive woman, and you’ve created a recipe for disaster. Gentlemen, the reason she’s shy and insecure is because you are not taking the lead…

You regularly dream about the days when you didn’t have to think about what to wear in the morning.

The curly triangle: no volume up top and too much on the sides. I’ve have not met someone who can successfully rock this look.

Thank you, Fred, for allowing me to give our daughter enough love and affection to make up for your absence.

Of course Shakespeare was great for his time. So is rotten food.

When it comes to makeup, think in terms of “grooming/enhancing” and not “covering/changing.” We all have qualities that we can be playing up, and focusing on the basics (good skin,…

1. No birthdays, Christmas, or any other holidays All the other kids are doing fun Thanksgiving drawings of Turkeys by tracing their hands. That looks like so much fun!

Like a normal neighborhood dealing with the loss of someone they love, they started breaking into every shopping center plaza store and gas station.

Men who are considered Asian American do not encounter all of the same cultural biases simply because their ancestors came from the same side of the world.

Suicide doesn’t happen to selfish people, it happens to depressed ones.

“I make sure to eat one healthy meal at lunch so that, no matter what else happens that day, I get the good stuff in and I know I’ve fed…

If there’s anything I am, it’s that I’m not a party girl.

She is “beautiful” vs. “sexy.”