Found on AskReddit. 1. The Serious Victim. Serious victim complex. “I’m just sooo nice but everyone else is mean to me for no reason.

I ask em who is it? They say room service. Gimme one minute, she gettin’ a womb service.

1. You shut the world out when you’re with him.

Thou shalt not watch the movie first.

Like peeling the numerous layers of an onion, you know when the relationship has progressed far when all the layers have been peeled and nothing is left but the true,…

A rich smelling lotion, gifted with the promise that you will massage it into her back every now and then.

Are all yoga teachers good in bed?

She orders your take-out and doesn’t need to be reminded that your Pad Thai is no nuts, extra bean sprouts.

At some point, every crazy ex-girlfriend was just a nice normal girl with a nice normal life — then she met a guy that literally drove her crazy.

This is an article that enjoys Taylor Swift.

To be honest, the vows were a means to an end, the end being a marriage certificate and then a new family of three with one cozy last name.

Second chances. Third chances. Forgiveness. The ability to say: thank you for that experience, and mean it.

Don’t you see that you two are finished? And that he has happily moved on?

Because if these boys are good at one thing, it is pining after another guy’s girlfriend. And making teenage girls feel something a lot like love. (Okay, that’s two things.…

Even when you do passive social activities, like going to the movies, you still worry about whether or not everyone is having a good time.

So keep the Instagram account. Have fun with it. But at the end of the day, jus remember it’s not real.

1. He uses your past against you.

“Here come the meat sweats.”

I watched this video out of curiosity and wow, I am completely taken about how eerie this “Death Whistle” sounds.

Before any outdoor adventures, you’re always the one who asks, “Did you put on sunscreen? What SPF are you wearing?”