“Street meat” isn’t a term for male prostitutes.

8. I once walked in on my parents while they were in bed. But they were asleep, so I left.

“Youuuu were always on my miiiind. Oh, yooouuu were always on my miiiiind.”

“I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.” ― Susan Sontag

I only want to do this once.

His style exudes just the right amount of lonely remoteness for a great night of reflection.

They aren’t the easy girls. They aren’t the ones that wait around for you or make you a priority the minute you come into their life.

Gift cards are lame – we can do better.

Did your Aunt *really* die this semester?

If you live in a carpeted space, it’s worth spending the extra dough on a solid vacuum cleaner.

Most children dreaded the curse of having bad eyesight, destined for a life of being called “four eyes” or “nerd.”

I present to you: twenty possible reasons everyone hates twentysomethings.

9. Getting Taylor Swift’s music back on Spotify.

A group of rogue hackers have – once again – exposed one of America’s most beloved celebrities: Kim Kardashian.

How many people you’ve had sex with in the past twelve months.

“I think we should stop asking people in their twenties what they “want to do” and start asking them what they don’t want to do.”

Great conversationalists know that everyone has something to teach them.

How wild it was, to let it be.

Wow.

Literally what you need right now.

If you thought your roommate was bad…

You certainly came as a surprise.

Eve wanted the forbidden fruit, and good girls want the forbidden men.

Deciding if you can commit to someone is a deeply personal determination, and everyone has different criteria. As in any verdict, you have to start by assessing the evidence.

You keep telling yourself you’ll do this when you’re older, and then one day you realize that you are older.