I’m a millenial and I blog; I know what I’m talking about.

“It’s probably just like the day to day of any health care provider.”

A crystal’s pulse feels like electricity emanating from the crystal into your hand.

2. Never going bra shopping.

My mom texted me a picture of my nephew in his little Batman costume on Halloween and it was a total awe-fest.

Pretending to be cool and aloof and not care about things when you definitely do care is very, very hard. I’m capable of pretending to be cool for about twenty…

Get in a car and drive until you’re lost. Explore there.

On Halloween you didn’t get to go trick-or-treating. Instead you went to a Hallelujah Party at church where everyone had to dress up like a Bible character. Basically you had…

What an incredible and intimate act a simple kiss is.

The one who gets married before you do.

Guys of the world – take note. It may be worth your while to entertain these “throwbacks” to some good, old-fashioned manners.

There is no item more essential in any woman’s closet come spring than a basic, functional, well-tailored trench coat.

I love Instagram as much as the next millennial. In fact, I would argue to say I love it way more than most normal, run-of-the-mill millennials.

1. They treat a waitress poorly.

“WE WERE ON A BREAK!”

The only “dating rules” we should follow: Don’t talk with your mouth full, and don’t impose arbitrary, impersonal social guidelines onto your relationship with another person.

You make people work hard for your trust because you are weary of trusting ANYONE. The only person you fully trust is yourself, and you trust your own instincts more…

Not since Lost had I been so engulfed in a show like I was with True Detective.

19. If someone is making an effort to ignore you, he is not ignoring you.

8. A swelling sense of lame-ness.

It’s been two whole days since a Malaysia passenger jet, carrying 227 passengers and 12 crew members, took off from Kuala Lumpur, the Malaysian capital, en route to Beijing.

The way around all of the constant wondering and let-downs, is to get you and your partner to sign a contract stating the guidelines.

We all have those days when we just need that extra oomph to raise us to our full potential. That why you need a #BadBitch playlist.

“You look like a clown,” a hater hisses upon seeing your turquoise eyeshadow. “I look like a mermaid,” you respond, flawlessly.

“I tip based on the size of your…”

18. They view In-N-Out as a religion.

3. You swirled the onions around in the guacamole.

In the midst of all your dating frustrations, all the unreturned texts and crappy first dates, there is someone out there in the world waiting to meet YOU.

To be honest, even when you know you’re being irrational.

But then the door to the house swings open. I can hear a struggle.

I was so shocked that I went on auto-pilot mode and threw their leftovers away. The guy was NOT very hungry after that, though.

Broad shoulders just give off an air of masculinity and I love the contours of the bones there, they look so inviting and I want to nibble on them.

She does lots of yoga and frequently posts inspirational quotes on her Pinterest wall.

She might be covered in flour, but there’s always a smile on her face.

This season, fans were treated to an unforgiving shock.

As the good folks at Citizen Eco-Drive know full well, there’s nothing quite like that unstoppable, on top of the world feeling.

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Translation and rationalization of unsatisfactory text messages.

“Behind the glamor, the glitz… it’s just selling us, constantly, an idea. And it’s not like you can just sell products. You need to sell the entire context… you have…

Some of these are absolutely golden.

As an aspiring music journalist, I’ve found the best medicine to remedy any case of the blue’s is an upbeat playlist, paired together with some fresh air.

You will not be successful because of who you are. You will be successful because of who you think you are.

You want them on everything. You want them in all patterns, all colors, all fabrics.

With the help of some great friends sharing some stories of their experiences, I’ve come up with a list of why a girl probably stopped replying to your messages (or…

Driving to see your best friend after an emotional phone call reminded you of just how much you miss her.

He will listen. He will sense the change in your tone and the distance your voice. He will know when you don’t want to talk. And that some things are…

Even so much as joking about Catholicism makes you feel oddly uneasy.

It’s amazing how many people that live in Louisville have never been to Churchill Downs.

3. Because I have a type and you are not it.