It’s hard to say whether or not this guy counts as someone you “dated,” because all parties involved know that it was just a glorified booty call that occasionally bled…

I wanted to always fall asleep next to you and wake up there too. I wanted to feel your arms wrapped around me and I wanted to lay my head…

For a while, it bothered me – the thought that no matter who I was with or how much they loved me, I would always be the person in the…

Yes, I am a naturally thin woman. I was born this way (cue the Lady Gaga music). I am not “so lucky.” No, I am not on a weight-loss diet.

When you love someone, you choose them. You choose them over other people who pull at your heartstrings and play on your fantasies.

Let’s play a mating game. Put 100 men and 100 women in a sealed room. On each person’s forehead, write a random number from 1 to 10, and call that…

People sometimes take your sensitivity for weakness, but in fact it fuels your rich perspective on life.

Love is powerful. It makes geniuses such fools, strong hands gentle, dark rooms glow.

You know how you’ve had those moments of asking yourself, “Should I really post this on Facebook?” Dana Snay’s answer should have definitely been an emphatic no.

Lately, the only lasting issues I’ve had from my “Daddy issues” stem from the ones society seems to have with them.

4. Your nail polish, if you’re even wearing any, is usually chipping or in varying degrees of chipped.

My day just got infinitely better.

Here are 20 things people over 20 should stop doing. And believe me, I’ve been guilty of most of them. 1. Playing video games instead of looking for a job.

You have mastered the art of “coordinating what you order at restaurants so that the two of you can share and maximize your tasting opportunities.”

“Could Snape possibly know they’d found out about the Sorcerer’s Stone? Harry didn’t see how he could — yet he sometimes had the horrible feeling that Snape could read minds.”

One of the first things that drew you to this person was the fact that they were so charming.

I posted “50 Rules for Sons” in anticipation of my son Stephen’s graduation from high school. This year I am posting my “50 Rules for Daughters” for Sophie, 17 years old, and…

I’ve always felt embarrassed of my own origin.

You know how Cara Delevingne pulls dumb faces in her selfies and still looks smokin’ hot?

This is the person you marry. This is the person who will be your best friend until one of you dies. This is how you know you’ve found them.

Her nails were long – like really long – and pointy, very very pointy. They looked like daggers – except fake daggers, press-on daggers…but daggers nonetheless.

The “no means no” talk definitely doesn’t always apply in the confines of a lot of relationships.

I don’t know about you, but I heavily rely on autocorrect.

Everyone assumes that you’re going to stop going out and having fun because you’re married, even though it doesn’t mean you’re any less single than when you were just dating.

Triad is a transnational criminal organization that is based in Hong Kong, Taiwan, Singapore among many other countries.

Here’s a list of movies that are familiar, yet entertaining enough to help get you through a polar vortex without losing your mind.

These are days when everything gets trapped up in their heads and something’s clogged between the head and the pen and the only other option is it comes spewing out…

“Is it hot in here or just me?”

Worked at KFC for ~4 years. The BBQ sandwich is actually made from chicken too old and stale to give to the homeless shelters, so they soak it in BBQ…

Slowly realizing that you are the same age or older as a lot of the celebrities or fictional characters that you always assumed were way older than you.

In the small Northern California town of Roseville, a new business called Cuddle Connection just opened its doors for the first time this week.

Hello everyone. It’s your favorite time of the month. No, guys it’s not “blow job week” (or the less exciting way women refer to it: our periods). It’s story time!

It hits you like a ton of bricks. It knocks the air out of your lungs. And it’s the best feeling in the world.

It’s not that business owners want to “refuse service” to gays simply because they’re gay; it’s that some business owners — particularly people who work in the wedding industry —…

“Barf me out.”

My outlook on life has been changing constantly as I mature, meet new people, and work in new places.

Challenging friendships are the ones that pull us back from the dark to remind us that we’re not always the hero in our own narratives.

14. Jeremy Sisto.

I slowly inched my way toward the closed closet door. I opened it. Blackness greeted me. With my free hand I pulled at the string to turn on the closet…

Give people the benefit of the doubt, until you doubt the benefit. Then stop. You’ll know when that is.

Paul Rudd is made from the essences of 300 fresh, smiling puppies shoved in the skin-shell of an adorable dude.

One guy once sang “Lemme Buy You A Drank” in T-Pain’s voice and, I mean. I let him buy me one.

My father’s former tenant, whom he evicted for failure to pay rent for over a year, used him as a reference when applying at my place of work.

It’s true that little things inspire us. And inspiration will never be achieved under stress.

“Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won’t adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as its accomplice.”

The people who made fun of their friends who got married younger (i.e. before 26) are often the people who are going to be lonely at age 30.

So what if I’ve never had a boyfriend? I’ve been busy getting stuff done, getting stellar grades, running a newspaper, kicking butt at my job.

Method: Condom Summary: Sperm is thwarted. Commentary: Our general ambivalence with condoms is more than just sensory. It is existential, for the male has an anthropological imperative to inseminate his…

The last thing I can remember is being downstairs, and getting called into the living room once again for the dreaded lecture.

Going from light to heavy fish is the best way to eat sushi.