You know every trick in the book and every illusion involved in making that report look longer than it is.
I asked a bunch of guys about things that their girlfriends/exes said and how they learned (the hard way) what their girls really meant.
1. Using wood-based adjectives to describe wine.
3. Our parents are extremely overbearing.
I know men say women are hard to understand but there is a fair share of things we need to understand ourselves.