1. The “I Will Never Love Again” Breakup You are head over heels in love but have only experienced one another. You’re breaking up to see what else is out…

If a girl just walks up to you and says “Hey, can I buy you a drink?” it is totally sexy and guaranteed to work.

A somewhat frail and sickly child, Tesla was hovering above the precipice of premature death.

Nothing is worse than starting a movie and having the feeling that you’ve seen it a dozen times before. One of the biggest offenders in recycling similar ideas is romantic…

When you are left for someone else, count all the cracks in your ceiling.

Singular actions do not define you. You aren’t each individual decision you make, but you are defined by the habitual ones, by the sum of all of them together.

What little girl doesn’t want to wake up one morning and find out she’s inherited a royal title? (This is, I suppose, Disney’s equivalent to the Hogwarts letter.)

One of the moments that changed my relationship with my current girlfriend was the day she asked if I wanted to attend a play with her.

15. “Just Got Paid” Every time I cashed my minimum wage check from BlockBuster Video back in 2000, I would crank this song in my Geo Tracker to let everyone…

We never seemed to run out of things to talk about, and we couldn’t keep our hands off each other.

As 20-somethings, we basically exist to cancel plans so we can binge-watch Netflix and eat dinner in bed, all while complaining that we have no friends.

17. There was a Beatles-inspired cartoon series that ran from 1965 to 1969.

The best partner is one who’s ready to love you and take you as you are, flaws and all. They shouldn’t be aiming to “fix you” or ask you to…

Perhaps it was the thought of traveling somewhere that got me so excited.

You don’t always know where your night may end up. But in those cases where you know you’ll be sleeping over, it’s best to make some preparations.

I want the certainty of my phone ringing, that anticipation of another human voice. I want the urgency of finding my phone and hastily saying hello.

“I am going to eat a burrito the size of my head later!”

So where does traveling come in?

Being constantly asked “what’s wrong?” “are you okay?” and “why are you so quiet?” on dates.

You like BLOOD? You like ZOMBIES? You like to imagine that you and a group of people run around the Southeastern United States for survival?

“If you want to flirt with me, give your server your number to give to me, don’t give it to me directly.”

1. You have a crazy intuitive nature and can sense other people’s feelings without them saying anything. You rely on your gut instinct when making decisions or sizing up a…

You eventually have to stop basing your self-worth on the insecurities of others and start basing it on your own genuine convictions, no matter how long it takes for you…

This place is beautiful, both timeless and modern, and I have the pictures to prove it.

There is a moment in the book early in Grant’s career as a soldier where he was sent to hunt down a band of guerrillas, shaking with fear as he…

The kind of man you marry wants to go down on you. The kind of boy you date wants you to go down on him.

The day before I left for college, I sat in the parking lot of a nearby beach with the windows of my Jeep rolled down, trying to mentally bottle the…

2. Tindering.

3. Please, don’t sing “Say My Name” or Spice Girls in a group of girls and just giggle drunkenly through the entire thing. Nobody likes you when you do this.

I know that, in your weaker moments, you’ve been overcome with frustration at the appearance of a wedding album on Facebook.

So Hannah has slipped and showed signs of immaturity. Oh, the horror! Except wait; isn’t this normally a mark of a true human being, complete with all of our humanly…

The first place I’d run to — if there was a zombie apocalypse — would be to a Costco and climbing up the metal scaffolding.

When you’ve just come out of a break-up, the last thing you need is another inspirational quote.

4. We have a heightened sense for a fake or insincere personality.

We all know the couples where one person has been dragged away from the friend group, and no one should be that person.

Positioning themselves in the light to look most like their flattering profile photo, as well as hoping against hope that their date will be as good-looking as promised, they can…

For getting us started on what would become our lifelong sports obsessions.

So what, for you, is the best opening line that you’ve ever seen? Something that made the person laugh, smile, or at least just not feel like they were being…

The Yakuza have a big role in disseminating pornography.

I’m not particularly scared of heights, but jumping out of an airplane was one of the training events I dreaded the most.

The one true supreme.

Your middle school crush is not your high school sweetheart is not your college fling is not your first live-in lover is not your rebound is not your long-term is…

You’ve yelled and cried, to him and at him, and he still forgave you. He is of the few who still loves you even in your lowest moments.

My girlfriends and i have started an annual tradition: ALL GIRLS SLEEPOVER. This year marks our first anniversary of this brilliant idea.

Whether it’s finishing grad school or getting a big promotion at work, your Southern gentleman is going to be a loving, encouraging platform of unbridled support. It’s just how he…

People are going to make you angry, sad, confused, and upset. Don’t fight fire with fire – break the chain.

It was a day just like any other.

“Friends make the worst enemies.”

Not to knock my own kind, but one of the best compliments I’ve ever received from someone was that “you don’t seem like a lawyer.”

When it comes to writing about the perspective of a group of people, it helps if you’re actually in it. So as man and one who has been on many…