“They are called careers.” Haywitch responded, “Do you know what that is?”
You are not doing anything special by giving him attention.
Wait…can they smell it?
Baby, you’re beautiful. Just look at the way the sun shines on your skin. Making it glow, smooth like carved marble. I’m no Michelangelo but I know something renowned when I see it and you darling, are artwork.
“I was puking all morning…I KNOW we used a condom. I KNOW we did!” *start sobbing*
Go. F**k. Yourselves.
6. Unexpected peep shows.
Insert bald black police guy that has the responsibility of hunting DILF down..now all we need is the scene of him hugging his children and telling his wife he will be home soon to make us anxious that he doesn’t die too.
People assume we’re all radical.
Being afraid you’ll wake up and it’s 2008 again.