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What You Need To Hear Right Now

Baby, you’re beautiful. Just look at the way the sun shines on your skin. Making it glow, smooth like carved marble. I’m no Michelangelo but I know something renowned when I see it and you darling, are artwork.

10 Thoughts While Watching “Taken 3”

Insert bald black police guy that has the responsibility of hunting DILF down..now all we need is the scene of him hugging his children and telling his wife he will be home soon to make us anxious that he doesn’t die too.

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