50 Shades of Grey hits theaters February 14th and it’s already received its first damning review. Behold!

Girls night watching a private screening of Fifty Shades of Grey!!!!!! OMG it's sooooo good!!!!!

— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) February 4, 2015

But ’50 Shades’ has been receiving damning reviews for years now. Here’s 15 of the most awesome and impassioned one stars from Amazon.