And yes, I guess this is a metaphor.
This is probably a blessing, feeling this way.
So here it is. A small thing. A very, very, very small thing.
I wish moving didn’t work. I wish exercise was a scam.
Who was the first sister you texted after finding out that you were officially taking the title?
All hail eye cream.
Maybe we’ll get a spider plant. Or a fern. Or a rhododendron.
1. If you Google “Radical Honesty” you’re directed to a bunch of different books, articles, and essays all about how the concept will absolutely transform your life.
We were at a bar. She was adorable. Everyone noticed. And I left with her. The end.