At the beginning of the school year I told my physics teacher, who at the time was joking around, that I went by Trevor. He took me seriously and since…

You are somebody’s future someone, it’s just a matter of whether or not you’ve met them yet, and they won’t love you any less if you don’t pause your life…

What’s a man of quality? A gentleman.

Some are about the euphoria of falling of love, some are about the depths of heartbreak, but most are feelings that, I’m willing to bet, we’ve felt at one time…

The one time that both timing and compatibility are in sync, you are fortunate to have reached the “golden circle” outcome.

Last spring I split up with my long-term boyfriend, and embarked on journey of debauchery and shame over the summer. Filth was the name I gave to my first proper one-night…

I made the mistake of giving a guy I’ve never met my phone number via a private message under the pretenses of well, you know, being friends.

If you haven’t seen How I Met Your Mother and plan to in the future, do not read the rest of this article.

The kind of love that centuries of books and plays and stories have regaled us with are the ones in which all expectations are defied in place of love anyway.

1. People who are inconsistent in the way they treat you.

This shack was ancient and decrepit. It must have been abandoned for at least the better part of a century, maybe even more.

No one will ever love you like your parents will, but the kind of love that comes close is not the one that wrecks your world when you’re 13.

So Yen Sid is just Disney backwards.

A guy who uses his socks to add a little splash of color to his look means he’s classy or refined but still a little bit kooky!

The most honest depictions of a woman’s power over a man can be found in literature, as Clive James argues in his book Cultural Amnesia. He gives the example of…

Listen to the entire thing before you decide to make snap judgments or calls about the situation.

This is a story that I can tell, if I will, for I was there the entire time.

Either way, tonight is as good as any to have a good ol’ fashioned Girls’ Movie Night. So put on those pajamas, and have a blast with your besties.

2. They have no patience for you.

In a moment of emotion, allowing your personal problems to leak onto social media in a very un-personal way.

Because the endless ways in which I could say I loved you just don’t seem to suffice, and I have to rely on the cliché.

In summation, I’ve “officially” dated three guys since my epic ex.

Ah, Taco Bell. We at Thought Catalog can’t get enough of your cheap and delicious items.

2. The animators thought Brock was racist, so they replaced him with Tracey for the Orange Islands season.

If they tell you you’re wrong about something, your anger subsides a lot faster in the effort to work something out.

Busy Friday night behind the bar, other bartender walks up to me and says he needs a break. “Now?” I ask. He replies, “Now and forever” and leaves…

I hope you have someone to spend it with you who loves you, who cares about you, and who doesn’t have some allergic reaction to things going well like I…

Sometimes it kind of hurts watching kids who are that talented.

Honestly, I don’t have time for someone and don’t even know if they would be cool with having to deal with Rich Woman being their girlfriend.

What you binge ate yesterday.

Amen Kaleidoscope, Wolfman Donna, Vacation Sundae

I’ve been meaning to write this for a very long time. Years, in fact.

“Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she’s a householder.”

They are a single mom and a married mom all at the same time.

That’s the magic of love, it makes even the most intelligent people drop all logic and common sense.

In relationships, there are always things you’ll excuse. Those not-such-a-big-deal-could-maybe-change-that-but-whatever kind of things.

“Can I have a dry soy cappuccino?”

If the only thing you’re “in the mood” for is a greasy bag of cheeseburgers from White Castle, no one’s feelings will be hurt.

Good morrow! Yes My Lord, I’ll have the deck ready for the 10 am call.

The moment you place someone on a pedestal they will look down upon you.

When you’re an introvert, small talk feels really cumbersome and being in a crowd — you feel alone.

Genitals that are tucked up neatly inside your body rather than hanging precariously between your legs.

I’m going to be honest with you, I love garbage music.

You may have noticed a trend in this list: all food in Minnesota is a shade of white.

You are wondering why I can’t break up with someone I don’t love anymore, and, honestly, so am I.

My hope is that the following seven songs may do the same for you; if not, that’s cool. It’s an incredibly personal thing. Feel free to share your personal songs…

The following weeks were amazing. I literally received stacks of checks in the mail every few days.

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This woman is brave and her message is clear. I dare you not to be moved by it.

People can pay more attention to my personality because I am not immediately placed in the “fat box.” I deserve that; you deserve that.