1. Michael Scott or Leslie Knope?
2. How long before you leave for a trip do you start packing?
3. You’re trapped on a lifeboat that can only hold two people. The lifeboat currently holds you, Oprah and Meryl Streep. Which other person do you save besides yourself?
4. Please explain your reasoning, if you even can.
5. Can you remember the name of every teacher you’ve had from Kindergarten through 8th grade?
6. Would you ever go on another dating site, like eHarmony or OKCupid? Or do you draw the line at Tinder?
7. Do you have an opinion about the war on gluten?
8. What do you think no treble means in the song “All About That Bass?”
9. Does it bother you that the word bass is spelled B-A-S-S?
10. If you could only watch one show on Netflix for the rest of your life, what would it be?
11. Nightowl or earlybird?
12. Top five favorite Disney movies of the nineties. Go.
13. How’s your salad? Good? And how about your relationship with your mother?
14. Aside from the game itself, what’s the best part about the Super Bowl? The commercials or the food? Or the one guy that gets drunk and cries in front of everyone when his team loses?
15. Backstreet Boys or *NSYNC?
16. What movie made you cry the most as a kid?
17. What makes you laugh more – dry humor or weird, goofy humor?
18. If you had to give up either Netflix or beer for the rest of your life, which one would you choose?
19. Do you think cronuts are trying too hard, or are you all about them?
20. What’s the most embarrassing book you’ve ever read?
21. If you could get free season tickets to any professional team of any sport, who would you choose?
22. Is badminton a sport?
23. Is butter a carb?
24. If you had to spend $5 million in one day, what would you spend it on?
25. What’s the worst movie you’ve ever seen?
26. Thoughts on the Illuminati? Please whisper your answer into this tape recorder.
27. Would you rather go to a concert or a Broadway show?
28. Do you love Snapchat, hate it, or love to hate it?
29. What’s the worst insult someone could ever give you?
30. If you had to get a pet that was not a cat, a dog, or a fish, what would you get?
31. What’s the weirdest/funniest thing you do when you’re drunk?
32. What do you order at brunch?
33. If a tree falls in a forest and no one was around to upload a picture to Instagram, did it really happen?
34. If you could choose any fast food restaurant to start offering delivery, which one would it be?
35. If you were forced to have one inspirational poster framed and hung on the wall in your bedroom for the rest of your life, what would it be?