Be the guy who calls instead of texts.
Love should liberate, not bind you.
“His tongue. God bless that thing…”
She immediately stopped and then we had to have a big conversation later about using the word slut and that she’s not a slut just because she’s going down on me. I didn’t want a lesson on feminism, it was just something I said in the heat of the moment.
You see their text and you roll your eyes and either forget to respond or send them a text 5 hours later like “omg babe! so sorry! I fell asleep watching Friends (again! lol) Just got this”
They’re never going to be the kind of person who wants to take endless selfies with their partner.
You would rather die than know the difference between ivory and eggshell.
If a guy tries to guilt trip you for not sending a pic – he’s a fuckboy.
4. You’re repulsed by men who use flesh lights but have no problem with women who use dildos.