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BFF Time™ is a sacred event, and if you interfere with our ability to get together on at least a bi-weekly basis to drink mimosas and complain about people, we’re…

In the last four years since I defaulted on my loans I was never asked to pay them.

“A man tried to break into my house while I hid, sobbing, with a knife.”

Sleep tight!

Her body exhausted, ready to evade her and cease living, but her eyelids, heart and fingertips wired, running at high-speed…

What’s frustrating about this ad — beyond the fact that it contradicts pretty much everything Amy Poehler appears to stand for — is that there are tantalizing glimpses of how…

There are times where I have felt legitimate pressure to be on my best dieting behavior around other gay men.

No flowery adjectives can expressive that moment when you look into someone’s eyes and feel real love.

You didn’t have Blockbuster Video or Hollywood Video to rent movies. It was either some weird name like “Silverscreen Movies” or a random store where you could rent movies and…

PRINCE AND ZOOEY DESCHANEL HAVE RECORDED A SONG.

When I have makeup on, I feel good. I don’t feel ugly without it, but it gives me that extra confident boost that you need once in a while.

As the mystery of the Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 disappearance continues to baffle the world, the people over at Reddit have started making some wild speculations about what happened to…

The bridge has been burned, now it’s your turn to cry.

“They’re right on point with [Neil Patrick Harassment]. I think they have a lot of working up to do. I mean, they have a great following, so I think they…

She’s so cute!

Sometimes you need a cup of coffee to start your morning off properly, but other times a perfect playlist is all it takes to drastically improve everything about your day.

I walked away that day, hearing her words but not actually listening to and processing them. Honestly there was a short stretch where I thought I’d made the right decision,…

“And every time I write, every time I open my eyes, I am cutting out parts of myself simply to hand them over to you.” -Anis Mojgani

There are times when you feel like the world is full of people that have either forgotten about you or are disappointed in you.

It’s seeing their flaws — the surface ones, the silly ones, the painful ones, the permanent ones — and respecting, loving, challenging, and accepting them, respectively.

It is so insane and upsetting that advertisers can do this to people’s bodies.

Relationships are weird. And probably the only thing weirder than a relationship is the end of one.

Blink-182 has been one of the most entertaining and influential bands for over twenty years. Here’s some of their best work so far.

Getting through a movie theater aisle when you have to go to the bathroom is a saga.

Be nice to the flying crew.

No one. Zero. Nada.

Just because we should all partake in practicing healthy eating and exercising habits, doesn’t mean we’ll end up looking like the same type of “healthy.” “Healthy” comes in all different…

“If you have chemistry you only need one other thing – timing, but timing’s a bitch.”

We may not be able to solve our significant other’s problems, but the least we can do is fully be there and try.

When you have a goal — whether it’s starting a business or eating healthier or traveling the world — it’s easy to look at someone who is already doing it…

STOP.

1. Is this emoji ruining my masculinity?

If you are a man with a beard I want to know you. Biblically.

You don’t ask how you ended up with a string connecting your heart to theirs. Those are uncharted waters, and they’re way too deep and way too treacherous.

Someone who won’t see past the fact that I laugh at my own jokes, often before I get to the punch line, but who sees that as a trait that…

I don’t know anymore.

These are the days after a funeral for a person who is still very much alive and well somewhere miles away, but most importantly in your heart.

This dude has cried in or around the bed. He asks to talk to your mother. He probably texts upwards of ten times a day and often just checks in…

This girl lived with me for a few months and I always noticed a weird smell coming out of her room…

“All the magic I have known, I’ve had to make myself.”

I hate when as a food runner i’m holding very hot plates and the family of five has no idea what they ordered as i repeat “derp burger” four times.…

Don’t know if you really like your outfit? Your big will tell you, and man, will she be brutally honest.

All over the place, people are facing feelings that will never be reciprocated because gifts and nice gestures do not generate feelings of attraction.

23. An app that locates the closest Finnish liquor store.

Getting locked in vicious coffee/tea/bathroom cycles.

Somewhere along the line it spread through the stay-at-home-mom circle that Target is the best place to bring your screaming child on a Friday morning, because they are everywhere.

I didn’t want to be someone’s experiment or have to lie, out rightly or by omission, about them.

Whenever a girl who could be a potential threat (read: all of them) posts on his Facebook profile, send a passive-aggressive like her way just so you can, you know,…

“I cannot afford the luxury of a closed mind.”