An Atheist, a vegan, and a cross trainer walk into a bar. I know this because they told everyone who they were within 5 minutes.
Basically 12 reasons I will never have another roommate.
When my son was a baby, a guy leaned in and whispered, “I can smell your milk.”
Content warning, heed the title. You will believe in evil after you’ve read this.
Every town has its secrets.
“Well technically he isn’t my brother so I shagged him” to which her friend replied, “But you have the same Dad.”
“I am leaving soon for my college studies as well, hoping to go somewhere where I can advocate for a Sharia-free Islam without fearing for my life.”
“Turns out when he was 14, he stabbed his Grandmother, Mother, and sister to death on a bad acid trip…he was the nicest guy though.”
These should keep you good and scared for the foreseeable future.
“A scream coming from my phone. Not a mild scream but a blood-curdling scream. Like someone was being murdered on the other end of the line.”