“Well technically he isn’t my brother so I shagged him” to which her friend replied, “But you have the same Dad.”
“I am leaving soon for my college studies as well, hoping to go somewhere where I can advocate for a Sharia-free Islam without fearing for my life.”
“Turns out when he was 14, he stabbed his Grandmother, Mother, and sister to death on a bad acid trip…he was the nicest guy though.”
These should keep you good and scared for the foreseeable future.
“A scream coming from my phone. Not a mild scream but a blood-curdling scream. Like someone was being murdered on the other end of the line.”
What’s the first gif that comes up when you search your name?
Go ahead and call into work because you aren’t sleeping tonight.
If you remember being scared by these then you’ve been a horror fan for life.
Some things you just can’t forget no matter how hard you try.
Give yourself a chance to be happy.