Wanted: girlfriend who's clumsier than a drunk kangaroo, oblivious to social cues, beautiful but lacking in self esteem and a main character
— Brooding YA Hero (@broodingYAhero) February 20, 2015
One of my favorite things to do is engage you in a heartfelt discussion of our childhood, then storm off when you ask one question too many.
— Brooding YA Hero (@broodingYAhero) February 28, 2015
Taller than you, richer than you, older than you… but I assure you this is a totally equal relationship. Now, let me buy you things.
— Brooding YA Hero (@broodingYAhero) March 1, 2015
I intend on not telling you anything about that secret deal I made to protect you until after it negatively impacts our relationship
— Brooding YA Hero (@broodingYAhero) February 28, 2015
Remember, the more I ignore you, the more I love you.
— Brooding YA Hero (@broodingYAhero) February 14, 2015
Babe, of course I want you to pursue your dreams! … but just to clarify, all of those dreams are about me, and my goals, right?
— Brooding YA Hero (@broodingYAhero) February 24, 2015
I love how you've never had alcohol before, and accidentally get tipsy off the spiked punch, all while never judging my own heavy drinking
— Brooding YA Hero (@broodingYAhero) February 28, 2015
I never saw you as a romantic interest until you started dating my nice, respectful best friend. Now I'm jealous . You're flattered, right?
— Brooding YA Hero (@broodingYAhero) February 23, 2015
You don't know me but I'm so ridiculously good-looking you won't mind me invading your personal space and playing with your hair.
— Brooding YA Hero (@broodingYAhero) February 26, 2015
Wait, you DIDN'T realize me driving you home in the rain was a sign of my love? Why would I EVER be nice to someone unless I loved them?
— Brooding YA Hero (@broodingYAhero) March 1, 2015
My grip on on the steering wheel often becomes white-knuckled from barely restrained emotions.
— Brooding YA Hero (@broodingYAhero) February 23, 2015
I clench my jaw as a subtle clue I'm upset. So subtle, in fact, that it will be explained every time I do.
— Brooding YA Hero (@broodingYAhero) March 3, 2015
Yes. I have a private jet/helicopter/yacht/jetpack. Yes. I can pilot it. Yes, I'm 17. No, it's best not to think about logic right now.
— Brooding YA Hero (@broodingYAhero) February 25, 2015
There are at least nine Taylor Swift songs that match the plot of our novel.
— Brooding YA Hero (@broodingYAhero) February 15, 2015
Isn't it amazing, no matter how small our town is, there's always one coffee shop open to hang out at?
— Brooding YA Hero (@broodingYAhero) February 16, 2015
I am wealthy enough to have an advanced super computer that can fulfill all plot related needs.
— Brooding YA Hero (@broodingYAhero) February 18, 2015
Why of course the girl I am currently dating is dumb, mean, and a fake. But I picked her, so shouldn't you maybe reconsider me as perfect?
— Brooding YA Hero (@broodingYAhero) February 26, 2015
Really, I'm the obviously poor choice in this love triangle, but I just happen to be played by a ridiculously good looking actor, so I win.
— Brooding YA Hero (@broodingYAhero) February 28, 2015
