19 Smartass Comments To Use During A Traffic Stop (That Will Definitely Get You Arrested)
Are you aware your passenger is a prostitute?
Darren Johnson
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1. Cumulative Dilatory Vehicular Acceleration Consequence.
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Why were the controls to the Deathstar tractor beam placed over a dangerous, thousand foot deep shaft?
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Do you think our waitress is pretty?