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12 People Share Immediate Red Flags They Had On A First Date

"I want kids"

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1. I’ve actually had a guy say to me, “You can say no all you want, but you know deep down you want me.”
I immediately stopped drinking or eating anything, and texted my friends to pick me up.

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2. “I’m a full on rapist.”

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3. “All my exes have been crazy.”

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4. My husband is a Navy Seal.

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5. “I’ve always wanted an Asian girlfriend”
I’m out.

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6. Can I impregnate you? (Was seriously asked on first date.)

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7. Her: “I had a great time! I want to plan the next date.”
Me: “Okay!”
Her: “This sunday, come to my church! You can even be baptized! I am so excited! You can then meet my whole family.”
Me: “Nope!”

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8. “Oh my gosh, I’m such a (insert astrological sign here)”

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9. Not really a sentence but, just the sound of pee going into a wine glass

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10. “I want kids”

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11. You must be crazy if you think the sketchers are coming off in bed

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