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22 Instagrams That Sum Up Every Drunk Single Girl’s Life Perfectly

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1. When a guy buys you a drink

2. At least you don’t have it as bad as this guy

3. When your dating life is looking up

4. WINE!

5. Lovely way to wake up in the morning

6. Don’t ask me why I’m single

7. When he doesn’t text back in under 2 minutes

8. This is what true love looks like

9. What’s a boyfriend?

10. There’s no such thing as too much wine

11. Wish I were more like Queen B

All the guys I like are either taken, dead, or won't text me back 😿

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12. When you know you shouldn’t, but you do anyway

13. Crazy cat lady who dies alone

14. Is it acceptable to go out in sweatpants?

15. When all your friends are engaged

16. You have no love life, so you borrow your friends

17. I’m not alone. I have a dog.

18. Pizza > Romance. Always

19. I’ve got questions that need to be answered

20. All the times you’ve said you’ll never date a man again

What if there's more to life than food and penis…?

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21. This is what my calendar looks like

22. When you try to drink away your sorrows before the night even begins TC mark

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