Are you a top or a bottom? The wrong answer can ruin a perfectly good Saturday night.

You believe they are really talented and they also think you’re something special.

8. Have a Disney movie night.

How many friends you have. One is enough. A hundred is enough. And there is no need to falsely upgrade acquaintances to “friend” status in your mind simply to fill…

People tell you what a great couple you’d make, and you can’t help but laugh a little. It’s not that sort of thing, but what is it exactly?

“I use it when I’m swimming, riding a horse, walking on the beach and doing yoga. It’s comfortable, leak-proof, non-slip and it makes me feel so feminine and pretty!”

You’re not embarrassed of them. This might seem obvious but, I don’t know, it’s kind of normal to feel slightly embarrassed by your friends. True BFF’S, however, should vouch for…

But every time you miss something about the other person, think about two things you hated. If the things you hated add up to more than the things you liked,…

Netflix should just create a genre called “Colin Firth movies in which he spends a lot of time being all unreadable and Colin Firthy but in the end it turns…

1. Going to the movies solo.

The two downfall-of-civilization harbingers have joined forces.

You’ve gotten to the point where you only expect a couple of them to really participate, and have stopped trying to convince the rest that it would mean a lot…

Will you still love me if I gain twenty pounds and start dressing like a garbage can? Oops, too late. I already did!

It seems like everything that could be created or built has already been done. Finding new creative real estate in NYC feels like an insurmountable challenge.

Printing something out. Printers are the number one foe for Millennials. We would like to own one someday but maybe after we get married and have children. I don’t know.…

You find yourself lingering on stuff that smells like them — their T-shirts, their sheets. When you catch a whiff of them, you feel happy and safe.

The study says that people are so overcome they can’t actually handle how this fluffy or adorable thing is making them feel.

Look, I like Spike but why are the show’s writers acting like he’s the only character everyone cares about?

Please bore someone else with your…questions.

Come back to the future, Marty McFly.

If you’re in service, people will harangue you about when you’re planning on getting a “real job,” as though that isn’t somehow the most insulting thing a human being could…

Actively make lists in your mind of all the things you didn’t like about them when you were together. Force yourself to remember the fights, the inherent disagreements, the dragged-out…

I’ve only been back at work for a few days, but already I’m noticing that the more wholesome activities are quickly dropping out of my life: walking, exercising, reading, meditating,…

Send someone flowers who lives far away with a nice card reminding them how much you care. (This has a similar effect to black-tar heroin on mothers/mothers-in-law/grandmothers.)

“my character hasnt seen his brother before. i figured that out. he doesnt even know he HAS a brother. but he doesss have a brother. complicated actually”

When I’m ordering food and cuddling up with a movie…

This isn’t to depress you or make you think about death and get sad and stuff, it’s just a reminder that we’ve hit the jackpot having the opportunity of life.

As an underemployed 23-year-old who spends most of her money on booze, I have become uncomfortably good at stuffing my face with relatively healthy meals for practically no money. Allow…

They make fun of your clothing choices. Like, you get dressed, meet up with them and they say, “Oh man, is that what you’re wearing?” Yes. Because I am out…

Your mother is starting to take an active interest in the state of your love life. The second your mom cares about whether or not you’re getting laid, you know…

There are people whose love pours out in complicated, profound words. They could fill books on the way their partner looks when they just wake up, or how much they…

While the camp and cheese that was a Sex and the City (and Carrie) staple worked in the late 90s and early 2000s, it feels a little too optimistic and…

1. Lizzie McGuire

When you’re exhausted and just want to crash and not deal with anyone and you’ve got a big, fluffy, comfortable bed with fresh sheets and blankets all to yourself.

Love someone when they’re drunk and it looks like their face is melting and they’re stuffing food in their mouth, sauce dripping down the sides. Your body will recoil because…

Millions of people want to be in the NBA. But only 500 or so people each year have what it takes to be in the NBA. And you know what?…

Will you still be interested in all of the things I have to say, all of the coincidences we took as divine intervention last night when we were only so…

2. Like They’re Dead People And You’ve Only Got 5 Of The Senses.

Drinking is best done slowlllllyyyyyyy. Think of it as like a car and you’re the one behind the steering wheel. Now you have two choices: you can either drive yourself…

Here’s someone surprising his girlfriend with an improvised, egregiously off-key song expressing his deep and pure love for her.

A new song has hit the beloved YouTube by singer/songwriter duo, Garfunkel & Oates — and it’s about getting plowed in the bum to appease the tough rules of Christianity.

10. Go to a restaurant you’ve never actually been to and order something unique off of the menu. No cheeseburgers or salads, nothing you’ve had several times – and preferably…

Irreplaceable doesn’t quite mean necessary, but when someone finds you irreplaceable, that means you and you alone, offer them something that NOBODY else amongst the billions of other people in…

Even if they said they wanted to be beside me, I’d start to feel guilty and probably suspect they’re only there out of obligation — or not wanting to look…

Not every kiss begins with K — some start with tongue.

To say “I won’t date someone unless they are smart, kind, career-oriented, capable of compromise, and healthy” is far easier than to say “I won’t date someone until I am…

Sometimes you just want to punch the baby.

Do something nice for someone else — the kind of favor you might not see returned.

I remember watching this the first time around with many people romanticizing and squeeing over the Buffy and Spike relationship.

Whenever someone breaks up with you or one of your friends does something really cartoonishly terrible, your immediate consolation is that this is going to make for a great essay.