Producer’s Note: Thought Catalog contributor Hudson Hongo runs an absolutely hysterical blog called Literally Unbelievable, publishing submissions of Facebook users failing to read before becoming outraged about non-existent issues. These are some of its greatest hits.
1. “This is a HORROR”
2. “Does this surprise anyone?”
3. “YA CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP”
4. “I though it had to be a joke”
5. “That’s insane”
6. “wasted tax payer dollars”
7. “The Onion is a liberal blog”
8. “They so racist”
9. “I heard this earlier on the news”
10. “I am on the phone”
11. “jackasses”
12. “…dude”
13. “Glen Beck and Alex Jones”
14. “this stuff really happens”
15. “Call it what you want”
16. “WE MADE CONTACT”
17. “It’s pretty obvious”
18. “it STINKS!”
19. “It almost doesn’t sound real”
20. “What? We’re at war? When did this happen?”
21. “How come we never heard of this”
22. “Of course you are a liberal”
23. “freaking obama’s faking being sad”
24. “Every one on facebook needs to read this”
25. “so glad I saw this”
26. “really”
27. “that would def be illegal”
28. “not sold on their story”
29. “WOW I DID NOT KNOW”
30. “I didn’t post until it was confirmed”
31. “You must be a liberal”
32. “the media buried it”
33. “Enough is enough”
