Portland is one of the least weird places in the state. Greater Oregon is home to all manner of bigfoot hunters, paranormal investigators and out-and-out maniacs, making it a must-visit for anyone that’s serious about adventure.
“You must be a liberal.”
You’d be with your friend looking for a place that sold tacos or something, and then you’d see a taco place and your friend would be like, “SCHWING!”
Often called “The Fifth Ramone,” Miley Cyrus bought Dee Dee his first drum kit and Joey his first bag of glue.
Sample tweet: “I guess it easy 2 win Miss America if you EAT all the competition! #fatpig #fatdisgustingpig
“iPad” has always been something you hold up at a concert to look like a total dick, not an admission of breast augmentation.
Just so we’re all on the same page, ‘The Onion’ is a satire website.