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More people like your photos online than the number of people you have talked to in the past month.

By Samantha Matt, 8 Apr 2016

Pour a mixed drink into a plastic water bottle and bring it out with you. And then down it in the bathroom.

By Samantha Matt, 6 Apr 2016

Oh look, another one bites the dust.

By Samantha Matt, 30 Mar 2016

The act of complaining about people that are younger than you.

By Samantha Matt, 28 Mar 2016

I’m pretty sure its way too cold right now for me to take my clothes off. MUST. NOT. TAKE. BLANKET. OFF.

By Samantha Matt, 25 Mar 2016

Figuring out who you’re going to take pictures with and then who’s house you’re going to take these pictures at. This shit put the END in friendship.

By Samantha Matt, 23 Mar 2016

Speak up about what you want and what you don’t want.

By Samantha Matt, 15 Mar 2016

All jokes aside, vaginas are actually the worst.

By Samantha Matt, 15 Mar 2016

You eat really healthy during the day… and you secretly STARVE.

By Samantha Matt, 10 Feb 2015

1. The first thing you do when you wake up every morning is check your phone.

By Samantha Matt, 12 Nov 2014