Samantha Matt

More people like your photos online than the number of people you have talked to in the past month.

Pour a mixed drink into a plastic water bottle and bring it out with you. And then down it in the bathroom.

Oh look, another one bites the dust.

The act of complaining about people that are younger than you.

I’m pretty sure its way too cold right now for me to take my clothes off. MUST. NOT. TAKE. BLANKET. OFF.

Figuring out who you’re going to take pictures with and then who’s house you’re going to take these pictures at. This shit put the END in friendship.

Speak up about what you want and what you don’t want.

All jokes aside, vaginas are actually the worst.