Age 24: “Young hearts, out our minds, Runnin’ till we outta time, Wild childs, lookin’ good, Livin’ hard just like we should.”
The people watching is on point.
Astronauts: they just don’t get respect anymore.
Harambe the gorilla.
Bring Up The Exes Evan uncomfortably brings up past relationships immediately after the event that just featured two people signing a legally binding agreement to remain in a relationship.
A lot of going to bars is just pretending to hear conversations.
Improvisers can find the comedy in otherwise bleak scenarios.
When a job interviewer asks a Vikings fan, “What obstacles have you overcome in your life?” An acceptable answer should be, “I didn’t kill myself or my loved ones when Gary Anderson missed that field goal in 1998.”
“Starbucks Presents: The Christmas Cup Conundrum.” The movie will feature a frazzled Starbucks employee (Amy Schumer) trying to please everyone with a new cup design for 2016.
If you’re going home for Thanksgiving break, you’re going to encounter some people you haven’t seen or talked to in a while – especially at the bars on the night before Thanksgiving.