Sophie Martin

Back in college, my boyfriend needed to watch porn while we did it. I wasn’t too sexually experienced at the time, assumed it was somewhat normal, but was a bit horrified that he was eventually gonna expect me to do what was going on in the videos.

Now that you’re starting to actually work in professional environments, you understand that a suit every day isn’t actually necessary, and the key is learning to mix cheapo pieces with a few well-made staples.

Every time someone complains about the lack of “strong female characters” on TV, it’s all you can do not to shake them and be like “But look at Linden!! Why aren’t you watching Linden?? She is all the ‘strong, complex female character’ anyone could ever ask for.”

The feeling of being really self-conscious about your height in relation to your guy’s is awful.

Someone—or something—had torn open their mail, spread clothing throughout the house, and smeared lotion on a door handle.

Where can I find that eyeliner?

How will those kids not blame her for that for the rest of their lives? It is one of the worst things I’ve ever heard, even though I didn’t actually know him too well.

I was walking in a parking lot with a friend who was trailing a little bit behind me, she then grabbed my shoulders and screamed in my ear.

If you’ll excuse me, I have to go check my skin in the bathroom mirror for an hour.

At this point the man gasps for air very suddenly and loudly. We are all caught off guard and startled.

The aftermath however wasn’t so great. The woman in question is very, very intelligent, funny, versatile etc, but also a little scary.

This one really pisses me off, because it’s honestly so common, but no one will admit it.

You genuinely hate all those quotes that girls share about how “If you can’t handle me at my worst, blah blah blah,” because, in your experience, the only relationships that work are the ones where BOTH parties are trying to be the best version of themselves.

This melting bunny.

There is nothing more stressful, when it comes to introvert interaction, than the full-on phone call. Texts and emails are so easy — they don’t demand immediate response, and the answers can be rehearsed a few times before being sent.

We have all dated the guy who is interested in hooking up, and occasionally hanging out together, and keeping it as “casual” as possible. If we are really into the guy, we even pretend to ourselves like this is a real relationship.

She’s still very pretty, but compared to the Barbie we’re used to seeing, she’s much more realistic.

Talking to someone on their 50th wedding anniversary. Talking to someone who has been divorced.