Back in the earlier 2000s, in my local town, getting offered a job at Abercrombie & Fitch was essentially like winning the retail nomination for prom queen.

Go through your phone and delete anyone you no longer talk to or anyone who sucks and makes your life worse.

I want to be married and have many children, all the while maintaining my identities as child of God, a daughter, a sister, and a good friend.

Justin Bieber and Ellen Degeneres

A cabin in the woods is a dream. Artists I know have described their forest fantasies at length.

This song put Kanyeezy on the map and is indirectly the cause of the Kanye/Kardashian offspring (not shocking that a song called “Lucifer” would lead to the creation of a…

I was so fixated on having roots, of being tied to somewhere, that I prevented myself from accomplishing the one thing I actually wanted, which was having a home.

Their next partner looks pretty much exactly like you.

Because if you’re going to procrastinate, you might as well do it on YouTube.

Something truly ugly happens in people when we feel that we’re losing something we love, something that we put in the work for and cared for, such as our significant…

When these nights come along, you can’t fight them. I mean, technically you can stay home and sulk on the internet, but you know that you will end up hating…

“Did you hear that Ashton Kutcher cheated on his wife? What a slut.”

2. The alarm goes off and is basically the equivalent of having Judge Judy, Gilbert Gottfried, Fran Drescher, Samuel L. Jackson, and Nancy Grace leaning next to your head and,…

4. Telling people you don’t watch TV So you’ve somehow managed to subsist wholly on Netflix, Hulu, HBO Go, and the entirety of the Internet? We’re so impressed!

Shopping can be a relaxing experience especially when you’re not on a time crunch or have to be considerate of someone else’s whims. You get to decide how long you’re…

We look at this time in our lives as this point where we are infinitely uncertain and are still figuring ourselves out, where we are expected to try everything and…

Last night, a YouTube video of a young man named Samuel H. went Facebook and Twitter viral. In it, Samuel makes a string of negative, racial remarks against Asians.

Work relentlessly on your sexual technique, but don’t be all slutty and gross about it. Practice on a banana or something. A banana with a condom on it.

Perhaps in a very distant future, you will be able to pick and choose the memories you want to keep, but for a very long time, one memory will always…

5. You have “favorite” things that it’s depressing to have a favorite one of. THIS brand of paper towels, THAT specific detergent.

I miss you when I can’t see your funny toes. I miss you when your hair is in a knit cap. I miss you when you say you miss cigarettes…

Spend years after your diagnosis experimenting with different combinations of antipsychotic medication until you can feel at the very least, like you can get out of bed in the morning,…

It provides no closure, gives you nothing tangible to work on, and doesn’t even make for good bouts of self-loathing. You just have to kind of absorb the blow and…

It’s so romantic, and I am so jealous, I could die.

The amount of time you spend obsessing over your outfits in the mirror before you leave the door, and how many times you tell yourself that you look ugly/lumpy in…

Now you’re just sweat and pubes on my sheets and I wish I could freeze you in time so I could get familiar with all your crevices and poke and…

I don’t care if he’s bringing home the foreskin. I don’t care about any of this because we are not obsessed as a culture with making sure men’s bits look…

1. Seek Eye Contact… Kind of

When someone wants to tear apart my writing — because I had the gall to suggest that society is racist or sexist — they often bring up my presumed gender…

Okay, but what’s your definition of being absolutely ridiculous, girl living in 2013?

I can appreciate the worry some people have that young girls are putting themselves through pain and suffering simply because they are ashamed of their vaginas and want to make…

People fall out of love with each other for a variety of reasons, many of which often have nothing to do with you. We know our hearts are fickle. We…

“It’s gonna be okay.” Oh, is it? Is it, future wizard? Of course you can say it’s okay, you’re not the one sobbing in a bar singing “Drops of Jupiter” at…

I won’t cuddle you when you come and sit on the edge of the bed, even though all I really want to do is crawl inside you and wear your…

If you are single, learn to see it as a blessing because it is for many reasons, but especially because if a relationship is what you want, you’ve done the…

They will be angry. You will confront them, and they will hate it.

Overhearing incredibly thin girls talk about how fat they feel, even though you are clearly twice their size and within earshot.

When you’re on a date, just pretend you’re the only two people in the world. It’s more romantic that way.

It means defending someone, even as you slap them upside the head for being an idiot.

The real question is: Why are we all so sexually uncomfortable — why do we act like adolescents who want sex but are equally afraid of it?

A fun and funny email spotlighting the latest crazy obstacle courses, local beers and bar games, workouts that don’t feel like work and the sweetest new gear we all crave.

Be humiliated by them. Be out one night and get asked by a mutual acquaintance how long you have been together, only to be pre-empted by your lover saying, “Oh,…

We were always at each other’s throats, able to magically tear each other apart and push each other’s buttons epically.

You will evoke no negative, complicated feelings in them. They will never need to “get away” from you. You will never frustrate them or stress them out.

I know this sounds ridiculous, but like I’m 26 and whenever I meet someone who’s 22 or 23—even if I love them—I’m just like, “Go back into the oven because…

Few things are more overrated for you than having an active social life. You see all the people who are constantly going out to these parties and bars and Roman…

If you’re not making a lot of money, if you have a terrible breakup, if you get kicked out of your apartment for unforeseen circumstances — they still treat you…

I want to write down what I’m going to do the next day, and actually do it.

I wanted to be someone else. “I have no idea what I am doing with my life any more,” I thought, under the weight of a stranger.

his beautifully designed speaker, while small enough to fit in your pocket, carries enough sonic strength to blast your favorite album loudly at a party with all your friends.