Tyler Vendetti

Forget their birthday after promising to make it “the best birthday ever!”

It’s been over a decade since Mulder and Scully signed off and in that time, the world has become a dramatically different place, filled with new technologies, corrupt politicians, and inexplicably popular celebrity families. How would Mulder react to these changes? What sort of things might Mulder mistake for an X-File in 2015?

“Where do celebrities live?”

HBO. You’re a trailblazer, boldly going where no one has gone before. Like a sweet-talking schoolboy, your charm helps you get away with things that others can’t, like swearing excessively, fornicating in public places, and dumping your significant others via post-it notes.

3) You’ll go to dangerous lengths to complete a piece before a deadline.

Kids grow up so fast.

For years, I have placed New York City on a pedestal, propping it up with the luxurious visions of urban life that I’d seen on television.

The moment you step in from the cold and feel your skin tingle with appreciation.