23. Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind. Or: Of Course There is a Hipster Way to Break Up, Here it Is
Whether one of your New Year’s resolutions is to stop dating bad people or try to make unhealthy relationships work, we all want to avoid rejection.
6. Take a lot of car pictures. And bathroom pictures. And bed pictures. And library pictures. And pictures in front of fences, in parks, and the next time you’re at a house party holding a cup of Bud Light.
The graduating class of 2012 (which includes me) was constantly intoxicated to the beat of Lady Gaga’s noxious drum, trying to stay relevant by creating every available social media account, listening to mash-ups of Radiohead and Jay-Z while studying for…
The first time I laid eyes on his feminine golden curls which reached his nipples and lanky boy body that solely consumed Nutella and lingonberries, I knew I was in lust.