This playlist could only be more flawless if “Murder Train” was on Spotify.

They can take the instrument out of your hands, but they can’t take the music out of your heart.

The writers didn’t write this show for it to be ABOUT the mother (even though she was awesome) it was about HOW HE MET THE MOTHER and all the trials…

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to watch this 14 more times (or however many it takes until I can dance like that, so like, see you never.)

She wasn’t right for Ted. She wasn’t his first choice, and he wasn’t hers.

Haircuts, addiction, and their insane relationship with their mom – you can’t change any of it.

There is beauty in being open-minded to cultural differences and embracing all walks of life regardless of intention.

Forever 21: Searching For Cute Sundresses And Jewelry That Stains Your Skin Amongst The Wreckage

Discipline is not child abuse. There, I’ve said it.

6. Ice Cream solves most problems.

1. The Post Makeout Encounter

On nights out, she is sexy, but never aggressive about it. She wears the kind of little black dresses that make your miniskirt or low-cut blouse feel at once too…

This is not what I come here for.

All I’m trying to do is to save you Asian Women from White men. I mean it.

I want to recover over runny eggs and bacon and big stacks of pancakes. We’ll sit in the corner booth, just like we did at the bar, but this time…

I’ve taken the initiative to write you a list of helpful tips that will hopefully get you on your way to becoming a better, brighter, less racist version of yourself.

At my sister’s birthday party at Chuck-E-Cheese’s. She was ignoring me so I punched her in the stomach and she said, “I hate you! You’re the worst thing to ever…

You text me at 2 AM. I’m already in bed with another guy. Still, the sight of your name on the screen of my phone is enough to jumpstart my heart…

If it’s about losing weight DON’T EAT YOGURT.

Test your logic skills.

Short ‘dos are straight forward. Not a ton of room for creative expression, which can actually be a good thing because long hair’s kind of like a mood ring.

People say really mean things to each other.

Want to be an awesome airline passenger and have the flight attendants fawning all over your awesomeness?

You have found yourself saying you want to marry into a big family.

I lived with my fiancé for nearly eighteen months before moving abroad, and in all that time living together, guess what, we never had our first fight until a few…

Americans are weird, at least, that’s what foreigners tell us.

I cannot lie and say that there are some things I hate about these classes, and 99% of them have to do with the people I encounter.

Maybe your new boyfriend works every Sunday and you need attention from someone, so you turn to me.

I quickly glanced at my blog’s Facebook page and noticed quite a few messages. Something was up. Most of the emails were from people I didn’t know, and all focused…