Almie Rose

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Almie Rose

What To Do When You Feel Like A Total F*ckup

Sometimes you’re merrily skipping through life when you suddenly stumble and trip and that’s when you wonder, “Wait, am I total fuckup?” We all have moments when we trip and fall. Some of us fall harder than others.

How To Date An Aries

So you’re dating an Aries (born March 21 – April 19) — it’s business time.

How To Date A Gemini

Geminis are, in a way, easy to date, because you can just let them do all the talking.

How To Date A Taurus

You know when David Bowie sings in “Modern Love”, “I know when to go out…know when to stay in…get things done”? He may as well be singing about a Taurus.

How To Date A Cancer

When choosing your place for a date, don’t pick anything too expensive; Cancers tend to be thrifty.

How To Date A Virgo

The Virgo (born August 23 to September 22), is the most workaholic sign out of all the signs in the zodiac, so don’t be surprised if on your date, your Virgo wants to talk about work, work, and more work.

How To Date A Pisces

Actually going on a date with a Pisces is easy, since they like to go with the flow, but communicating with a Pisces on a date can be a little harder.