Almie Rose

Let’s watch Lost tonight. You can be my black John Locke tonight. My book is available here.

Libras hate conflict. Nah, I kid, I’m sure you’re the bee’s knees!

Are they aware you’re dating? Hey, I’m just kidding.

The Sagittarius loves to use winky faces while texting. Sagittarians and winky faces go together like Olivia Newton-John and skinny leather pants.

I had to interject here and ask, can you elaborate? What makes a girl “crazy”?

So, you’ve got a new crush. How exciting for you! Now you have someone to text when you’re drunk.

That moment when she reaches the point where if they don’t text back, she believes it is entirely their loss, and moves on with her life.

18. They view In-N-Out as a religion.

Sometimes you just gotta get wild on a Tuesday night.