Hello, Internet. I’m here to give you some advice.
Billy Joel’s “Piano Man” has reached now legendary status, but it wasn’t always that way.
Sometimes one of the bravest things you can do is go to a party alone. That, and playing dead around a bear. It’s a toss-up.
They would meet on Facebook because Sally would post (under her customized settings she created, viewable to “friends” and “friends of friends” but hidden from “work colleagues” and “environmental studies classmates” and “ex boyfriends and lovers” but still available to…
Sometimes, you just don’t want to go out, so I put together this list of excuses. Maybe some of them will happen to be true, which is great for you, you awful, shameful liar. 1.
Lena Dunham is big business. Just her name evokes the strongest of human reactions.
My local Vons supermarket is one of the worst places in the entire world. But I have to go there because I have to eat, and it’s close.
Am I in Macy’s? Or any sort of department store? What about a gift shop?
I plan on having kids right around the time I plan on having tea with Michael Caine in a gumdrop palace on the moon.