It takes a special person to take the Real True Ultimate ‘90s Retro Nostalgia Challenge.

Love sucks, but it sucks a lot less when you find the right person to be in love with. Actually, you might find that it doesn’t suck, not even a…

When you’ve gotten over the pain, staying in this third stage — the place where you don’t feel hungry, just empty and tired — becomes like a habit, the thing…

Con: you are mentally ill.

If you have a hard time naturally pacing your drinking, follow this rule: If you accidentally break a glass, take a nap and then start again.

Like vs. Love

I assume you can find a clitoris. If not, it’s at the top of her vagina, where her labia meet, it’s covered by a hood of flesh.

One time I farted on an ex-boyfriend’s head, and it was awesome.

Go to a free event. There is so much free stuff to do in the summer. Winter = we’re annoyed that it’s cold out so we’re going to charge for…

No matter what you think of Miley Cyrus personally, it’s about time we all started respecting the right of women to make mistakes and get messy — because that’s what…

As I sat across from him with my chin in my palm, trying to think of topics of conversation that he might actually be able to partake in, I mentally…

Hot showers, especially when you’re achy or dirty, feel like getting kissed all over your body by a thousand tiny Ryan Goslings.

Well, the idea of keeping a commonplace book has clearly struck a nerve. Not only did the article make the front page of Reddit and blow up on Facebook and…

I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel!

Emily: As a child, your mother had an unusually large head. Lorelai: The best thing about it was that she would tell me — constantly. My first complete sentence was,…

You’ll take the word “yuppie” as a compliment thank-you-very-much.

Some of us are brave enough to go visit and sometimes, we come back with more than just a series of pictures and chills down our backs.

You meet a 25-year-old today who has a fiancée, a three-bedroom apartment, a fulfilling job, and a good deal on a new car, the first question is “What is wrong…

I still love you and can’t figure out why everything happened the way it did. I’m getting married to someone else in November.

“When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.”

Did my best friend actually betray me by calling the cops after I told her I was suicidally depressed in order to get her attention, or was she genuinely concerned…

6. Are we human or are we Franco?

She shouldn’t just be the next president. Hillary Clinton should be the next Batman.

No one believes you when you are checking your phone at the dinner table literally every 20 seconds, despite the fact that it has not buzzed or rung even once,…

Find a Go-To Bar, and Develop A Terrific Relationship with Your Bartender

Some girls just can’t seem to get enough of themselves and post selfies constantly…you know who you are.

“You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.”

Take a shit before sex. Don’t ask.

When I was more Middle Class I bought $10,000 mattress from Hästens. I had to pay about $1500 a month to pay off the mattress, and $500 in rent. Crazy?…

“Explicit” and “Show Me More,” art exhibits that displayed dick pics of unwilling men, in an attempt to answer the question of whether porn can be art.

Jennifer Lawrence’s nickname during production on ‘The Hunger Games’ was ‘Katpiss Neverclean.’

Drinking is fun. It’s comforting. It helps you meet people. Still, sometimes you miss guzzling vodka out of plastic bottles in the same way that you miss the first person…

Guess which famous person’s real name is “Olivia Jane Cockburn?”

14. If you had a catchphrase, it would be “Ok, well I’ll let you go.”

AIDS needles at the movie theater.

A priest had killed a beautiful 15-year-old schoolteacher.

Some of the greatest men and women in history have kept these books. Marcus Aurelius kept one–which more or less became the Meditations. Petrarch kept one. Montaigne, who invented the…

Every day is an invitation to newness, just as long as you’re willing to accept it.

“So my room’s not yelling at me.”

When we finally grow into the cyborgs we seem destined to become- we’ll finally live as our own creations made in our own image.

Pornhub released this pretty fascinating infographic based on the most popular search terms for each state.

Having “the relationship talk” WAY too soon.

We laid next to each other for a while after that, limbs intertwined, the playlist still on repeat, the candles burning out. The sun was rising. My real life was…

Possessing a vagina, aside from the beautiful things that come with it like wide hips and the ability to multi-task, is an incredible financial burden for the average woman.

You’re not afraid of confrontation, you shine in interviews, and you have a knack at getting along with new people. When you are in control of the careening steam engine…

Let the agony, the obsession, consume you. Nothing hurts quite as exquisitely as loving someone who doesn’t love you.

If you live in Los Angeles or New York, you might also think about joining a cult that rich people like, such as Scientology or Landmark Education. I was recently…

Like the polluted, magenta-hued New York sunset best visible when driving west on the LIE, the craziest girls are often masked in beauty.

We partnered with Uber so we could pay the bills… and help you with yours.

Since I wasn’t born with the luxury of resting on my looks (there is NOTHING to rest on, besides maybe a jagged rock), I’ve had to develop good conversation skills.…