5 Things Men Need To Understand About Women

Do men have to spend a percentage of their paycheck each month on expensive little bits of cotton to bleed on? No, they do not.
Do men have to spend a percentage of their paycheck each month on expensive little bits of cotton to bleed on? No, they do not.
What is it about y’all that just sounds so damn friendly? Whatever it is, we love it and we kinda want it. Why else does almost every British person sing in a US accent, hmm?
3. Mornings, even Monday mornings, no longer make you want to drown yourself in the shower.
You basically have to walk a perfect straight line at all times in Japan because if you veer off at any moment you will almost definitely get mashed by a Japanese lady on a mamabike with three kids strapped to it.
Looking back over my past 27 years on the planet, the happiest times for me have always involved a spicy, unrequited crush somewhere in the mix.