Anne Gus

By not being clear about not being black, you’ve made me look like a totally racist bitch in front of my entire college.

When you think about it, men under 6 feet shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce, I swear—short guys should seriously be illegal.

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Abort him.

He cleaned my chimney good—better than he ever cleaned yours.

Being this pretty makes me an easy target for pretty-shaming. Other women are like, really intimidated by me, and are really bitchy behind my back.

It’s a sign of strength to cry, especially when you’ve gone through something that no girl should have to go through.

Modern women are sexually liberated. We are supposed to have as much sex as possible with as many strangers as we can, because we can!

How can you betray your own people?