Baked goods. I moved into a new apartment for an internship halfway across the country and my girlfriend overnighted me some scones she’d just baked. It was the best thing. It isn’t expensive, it shows you care, and they will always go appreciated.
Compliments. Men thrive off of compliments. They’ll never admit it though.
Honestly, the coolest gift I ever got from a girlfriend was a dollar store set of army men.
Early in our relationship, I told her that I didn’t really care about gifts much. I made an offhand joke about how I’d rather play with army men with her than get a new iPod..
Cut to my birthday, almost a year later. We had our fights, or struggles, but when I saw that box of army men, seeing how she remembered an offhand comment from such a long time ago…it was the most thoughtful gift I’ve ever received, to this day.
Don’t bother buying me anything. Just give me a shoulder rub. Then smile when I thank you.
Dead set. I already have beer in the fridge, mum bought me cologne for Christmas and my brother and sister in law dropped off some leftover pulled pork and potato bake.
I’ve got everything I need except relaxed shoulders.
5. A “broquet.”
I saw a website advertising something called “Bro-quets” which were baskets full of things appropriate for guys. They were stupidly expensive, though. A friend and I put together our own “Bro-quet” last year when a coworker’s wife was having a baby. We figured she was getting all sorts of gifts, so we made one for him. We included baby stuff that was labeled for his favorite sports teams, some junk food, and…of course…alcohol. He loved it.
I loved when my girlfriend got me t-shirts or nice shaving cream she saw on sale at otherwise too-expensive shops. Gestures to indicate you’re thinking about him.
My wife, naked in one of my work shirts with just one button done up, complete with a random tie, just sitting, waiting for me to get home. Best inexpensive gift I could ever ask for.
Got home from work one day last week, saw a package from Amazon on my doorstep. I figured I drunkenly ordered something or had pre-ordered something ages ago that shipped but didn’t get a notification.
Got inside, opened it up, girlfriend had surprised me with the Lego Architecture Eiffel Tower.
I love that girl. Gonna wife her someday.
It should start with a B: beer, bacon, boobs, bj, bourbon, brownies…
Personally a good film or a good game. Also Lego, can’t go wrong with Lego
A good bottle of whiskey.
Honestly, if a girl got me flowers, I think it would be an awesome gift.
I made my boyfriend a bouquet of gift cards to GameStop and Chipotle in lieu of flowers. The only thing that would have made it better would’ve been alcohol.
Honestly, a nice dinner date (either at home or out) and spending some quality time together is what I would really want.
A nice bottle of cologne.
17. A “manly” gift.
Pocket knives are the gift to give a man for almost any occasion. They’re cool, exceedingly useful, and make us feel manly. Get a Benchmade for special events.
I bought my boyfriend pork rinds and flavored water yesterday and he was pretty darn excited about it. Called me the best.
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
19. A fancy lighter.
Zippo. I cannot think of a guy that wouldn’t be really impressed if you bought him an engraved Zippo.
If he follows a sport, any merchandise from his favorite team will do the trick. Could be anything from a jersey to a keychain, or if you want to go big, tickets for a game.
…a new car. Yes girls it’s true, when your man is upset and you want to make it all better, buy him a new car.
NEWSFLASH LADIES!!! Guys like chocolate just as much as you do.
Seriously, just scratch my back when we go to bed.. That’s all I really want in life. I buy everything for my self and I’m just going to fake liking whatever you buy. So just scratch my back and ill be happy.
Compliment the girth of his dick and his thick mat of chest hair that he’s otherwise shy about. Call it a “buffet of manliness” as you run your fingers though it. I can only imagine, but I think that would make me feel pretty good and alpha for a couple hours.
I can’t be the only man who enjoys a good smelling candle. In the off-chance that I am, I guess a solid blowjob or something else super manly.
I’m very simple. My wife is my best friend so when she kisses me on the cheek and gives me a hug at random, that means more to me than anything else.
27. Comic books.
If a girl bought me whatever comic books I was planning on buying that week, I’d be shocked and super stoked. I’d be even more impressed if she got all the titles right. Ah, dream girl. I’ll find you.