To be honest, the vows were a means to an end, the end being a marriage certificate and then a new family of three with one cozy last name.

Second chances. Third chances. Forgiveness. The ability to say: thank you for that experience, and mean it.

Don’t you see that you two are finished? And that he has happily moved on?

Because if these boys are good at one thing, it is pining after another guy’s girlfriend. And making teenage girls feel something a lot like love. (Okay, that’s two things.…

Even when you do passive social activities, like going to the movies, you still worry about whether or not everyone is having a good time.

So keep the Instagram account. Have fun with it. But at the end of the day, jus remember it’s not real.

1. He uses your past against you.

“Here come the meat sweats.”

I watched this video out of curiosity and wow, I am completely taken about how eerie this “Death Whistle” sounds.

Before any outdoor adventures, you’re always the one who asks, “Did you put on sunscreen? What SPF are you wearing?”

Sometimes, a girl just wants to be told she’s sexy. You know, feel like an actual adult. A sexy adult. Nobody wants to be a sexy baby.

It’s lyrical and lovable, the kind of music your party drinks and dances to while losing themselves in intimate moments of whatever life is.

Cabin in the woods Sometime around 2000 or earlier my friend had gone camping with his family, he’s about five at this time.

“You can reach that incredibly high item. Will you please bring it down for me?”

“You’re too skinny.” Translation: I wish I was that skinny. You say: Ugh I know. I try to put on weight by eating lots of pizza and chocolate cake, but…

“So what’s going on between you two?”

People expect you to be the life of the party. THE PRESSURE! IT’S TOO MUCH!

Extroverts feel best about weekends that include maximum socialization, and introverts prefer to keep it at an acceptable minimum.

Educate yourself.

The earliest waves of feminism fought long and hard to give women all the rights and some of the responsibilities of adulthood. Today, we don’t need a movement that undermines…

I prefer to be naively optimistic in saying that most people are kind, well-adjusted individuals who demonstrate positive, likable qualities. However, there are also plenty of people who are insecure,…

When you are the one more invested, you listen closely for a ticking clock. You feel expiration date slapped across your forehead.

If you’re not up to asking yourself “What if..?” for the rest of your life, then go on and do me a favor. Give it a chance and take the…

Come laugh with us, watch this video. Get some joy out of Twitter.

Your first love is nowhere and everywhere all at once. And you are living on and well inside their realm as well.