“You’re too pretty to be gay!”

A professor admitting, “I joke to my students that the world is going to hell, but I care & worry about them. Am I making a difference?”

Show off your intelligence — admit “I don’t know, but I’d love to learn.”

One of the nights when my mom was asleep, my dad fell in the bathroom.

Whales have lifelong friends that they visit regularly.

I’m tired of keeping it together, for other people.

I grew up in a traditional Korean family and I love that I get to introduce my homeland’s cuisine to you guys.

You can’t be wearing the kinds of Forever 21 jersey sacs that pill into oblivion within two hours of wearing them. You have to be flawless, and that costs money.

2. You’ve had a sore throat for the last four years.

When a guy of any race is hitting on you and the first words that come from his mouth are NOT, “I really like Black women.”

Believe that because someone doesn’t show love the way that they do, that it simply isn’t there.

I grew up in the midst of the gentrification of Los Angeles and I don’t know what to make of it.

It got to the point I was afraid to leave the house. Men became so aggressively ‘friendly’ and I was constantly being approached.

Between the ages of 5 and 10 I lived in a 1991 Mazda van with my mother and sister and our two pugs. We traveled the country, stole food, met…

I did not acknowledge or believe anything I am about to write until I saw it myself, after the doctors had pronounced me dead.

You know that a mumbler or inaudibly soft-spoken person is ~almost~ worse than a rude person.

To put others down in an attempt to gain attention, validation, or happiness shows how jealous you are of what they have.

In every group of friends, there’s the “Karen” of the group, aka. the friend no one likes. If you can’t figure out who the Karen is in your friend circle,…

Every day we have a driver who shits in the parking lot.

1. From the Sports section: “Rangers Get Whiff of Colon.”

Racism. Particularly against white people.

The deep, forgiving cushion of your favorite armchair as you sink in to change the world via the Macbook warming your lap. The inviting “like” button on status updates from…

I’ll leave it up to you to decide for yourself.

I kept that for years as an example of, perhaps, how obesity has become a real problem.

If you’re a “Mean Girls” fan, celebrate “Mean Girls Day” with this list of other movies you’ll adore.

4. A hair stylist they love.

You’ve never, upon taking every pain to stay dry out in the storm, had someone who was perhaps not so careful make your one side wetter than it had been…

1. You go to say goodbye to your dad one day.

When I was 14 I took the garbage out after dark.. it was 7:30pm.. I had literally just checked the clock before I went outside and when I got back…

If there were a Best Grandfather of All-Time award, this guy would totally win.

“Lign in drerd un bakn beygl!”: A curse meaning “May you lie in the ground and bake bagels.” To explain, this curse means that you should burn in hell for…