Katie Hoffman

You swore you weren’t going to get your hopes up this time.

We all want things our way, on our terms, and sometimes we’re entirely too quick to sulk when we should be taking a breath and accepting that sometimes things take time.

Navigating through iPhone will be easier than ever before, but only after you get used to iOS 8, which, with any luck, will completely ruin your life like iOS 7 did when it was released.

You’ve paused a conversation with, “Hold on, let me Instagram this really quick.”

When you’re being creepy on some hot person’s Instagram. Small talk leads to accidental double taps.

You could easily make a list of human beings you like less than your dog, and it wouldn’t be short.

“I’ve already explained to you how ______ works at least seven times, and if I explain it again part of me is going to die.”

Letting your friends go for any reason is never easy, but never feel threatened by the benefits of splitting up so each of you can walk your own path for a little while.