Emma Golden
Dallas-based writer for Thought Catalog. Curly hair, bright lips, big mouth. Tweet me. Facebook me.
Latest Posts
5 Irritating Things You Deal With When You’re A Girl With A Guy’s Sense Of Humor
When you’re a girl who has a foul mouth and mind that’s usually found in or around gutters, making close friends can be trying…
40 Of The Most Offensive Sounds In The Entire World
Jimmy Fallon Brings “Ew!” To A Whole New Level (Feat. Will.i.am)
Sarah Silverman Plays Joan Rivers This Past Weekend On SNL
In character as Joan, Silverman roasts Steve Jobs: “Steve, I hope you’re forced to buy a new and better casket every six months so you can see how we feel!”
It Always Had To Be Something: A Very Short, Neurotic Story
Her knack for finding the “wrong” in any situation was unlike anything her friends had seen…
21 Solid Reasons You Should Always Say “Yes” To A First Date
…Because sometimes it’s good to just throw yourself blindly into a situation in which you cannot predict the outcome, just to shake up your innards and your nerves and make sure you’re still capable of feeling that beautiful unease.
