Jessica Blankenship

Or maybe Ann Taylor is just doing their part to raise awareness for shark attack victims.

“Chandelier” — and its amazing video — might finally make America as obsessed with Sia as it should be.

Like any good boyfriend, the guy who works at the coffee shop you always go to knows exactly what you want and is eager to give it to you.

No man will ever make you feel as desired and beautiful as the one who know he shouldn’t be with you, but is anyway.

Someone announces on Facebook that they’re starting some new diet or weight loss plan and you’re like “Mmhmm. Okay.”

We assume we have to accept these lame things because “it’s just how dating works now”. Uh, no. Time to shut it down.

500 men and 500 women assembled their ideas of what a physically perfect man and woman would each look like.

Clue him in that you’re down with flushing that clown while reminding him you’re still the sexy, cute girl he wanted to bareback bang in the first place.

“Binge watching a show on Netflix is more important than our friendship and I’m not even sorry.”

This playlist could only be more flawless if “Murder Train” was on Spotify.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to watch this 14 more times (or however many it takes until I can dance like that, so like, see you never.)

27-year-old Elizabeth Raine is selling her virginity to the highest bidder. And it’s kind of awesome.

I don’t normally cry before coffee (okay, that’s a lie) but apparently that’s how we’re starting this week.

Super simple, slight adjustments to your normal routine that will leave you feeling more free and empowered.

Just, like, slip something in their drink. Not enough to incapacitate them (you’re not a monster, for f*ck’s sake), just enough to make them all mushy and agreeable.

It is so insane and upsetting that advertisers can do this to people’s bodies.

The only “dating rules” we should follow: Don’t talk with your mouth full, and don’t impose arbitrary, impersonal social guidelines onto your relationship with another person.

As long as you have these things, you can officially let go of any concern about the appearance of other, less important parts of your body.