“I’m not judging women who are promiscuous – I want you to continue doing what makes you happy. Sex makes the world go round. It does. It is what it is.”
When you’re on top, put your weight on their face in an upward motion with your hands. Tell them that you will save them from gravity.
An app that takes finds the average age at which your Facebook friends got married, and punches you in the soul with the number. You know, so you can stop guessing exactly how well on your way you are to dying alone.
Ideas are passed over amid scrutiny of the exact words used to express them. We’re increasingly divided, and all hope for truly constructive discussion might be falling apart entirely.
This will undoubtedly become the new video that you and your friends turn on when you’re drunk-interneting at the end of the night.
Maybe there’s something about a soft-featured ginger wearing an outfit that screams “pedo preacher”, but I support this.
My friend told me you can turn into whatever animal you want when you die. Maybe the one that eats your body.
Sorry boutcha, World War I, but apparently “The Great War” is actually between boobies and Jesus.
The quote on the Statue of Liberty doesn’t say ‘give me your English-speaking only, Christian-believing, heterosexual masses.’
Helped her find a condom that had slipped off during sex and became stuck way up inside her.