11. For boyfriends, we are well aware of when another girl is hitting on you whether you’re playing stupid about not knowing, or genuinely unaware of it. We have flirtation…

Where does the money that we all work so hard to make go at the end of the week?

“F– me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?”

Deleting people off of Facebook who are constantly spouting off political or social stuff that makes you extremely upset, or feel personally attacked.

You have your whole life to get a career. This is not true about having a baby.

Tear the club up.

This is the account of an intelligent, lucid man who knew perfectly well what he was doing and did it with the intent of leaving a minimum amount of pain…

25. Men often say that they like the natural look on a woman, but they’re dirty f*cking liars.

5. You are Drake and your guy friend is Amanda Bynes.

As if our oft achy bodies or inability to recover from drinking weren’t enough, now we’ve got this to show us that Father Time ain’t no joke.

Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.

My son was 3 when I was tucking him into bed one night and he said, “Mommy what’s that big thing?” I replied, “What thing, baby?” THEN HE SAID “That…

“Any longer and they are drunk or you don’t know what to do.”

It’s not because you have daddy issues or masochistic tendencies or lingering pains of an abusive childhood.

End up taking pulls of chocolate syrup directly out of the squeezie bottle that you found buried in the condiment shelf in your fridge. Note that the expiration date was…

But Nickelback? NO. I couldn’t live with myself if their songs brought me joy.

From one certified sloth to another, eyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Just think what YOU can accomplish!

“6. I don’t want to say crossed eyes, but have you seen Kristen Bells eyes? Well whatever her eyes are considered…”

“Someone had actually been living in their attic.”

20. Don’t force your relationships. If something genuinely isn’t working out, you don’t owe it to each other to hash it out. You’re not CatDog or Catholic.

“Melon slice?” And she’ll offer you a plate with some melon slices on it.

“Clapping for the Wrong Reasons”

Here’s 33 stories of people’s last words that will make you tear up.

In my opinion, she’s cursed with reverse Sarah Jessica Parker syndrome.

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Throughout the day he only consumed toast and coffee—50 cups of coffee to be exact.

What they want in the future vs. what they expect right now, and what they really mean when they say, “well, I’m not sure…”

5. The original title of ‘The Lion King’ was ‘King of the Jungle’ — which was scrapped when the Disney team remembered that lions don’t live in the jungle.

“Well, you work for free! If you were supposed to be paid, you’d be called a paidlancer or something!”

9. The saddest thing for a girl to do is to dumb herself down for a guy.

“Relax. Jesus. What is with you gays? Are you really that repulsed by lady parts? What do you think I have down there? A gnome?”

What does one do when encountering a narcissist for the first time?  The simple answer: grab your running shoes and start your first 5k right there in the middle of…

Listen, strange things have happened to us all, but have you documented it online yet?

“There’s no cure for ugly, but you can make yourself into a human optical illusion.”

Never assume she’s into traditional gender roles, or even worse, that she should be.

We let our minds talk us out of our own contentment with petty complaints and minor issues that we irrationally expound upon.

1. You love Starbucks as much, if not more than your least favorite family member.

Maybe there are different roads we can choose to take, but the destinations will always be the same.

4. Tired is not an illness.

It is so beautiful.

This is the kind of advice that is concerned more with hooking-up than with actually meeting someone.

I’ve heard 13 is a lucky number. It’s lucky, right? Here’s 13 mysteries for you to enjoy.

Dropping a penny off the side of the Empire State Building could kill someone.

Whether or not you “should” be upset over one thing or another.

3. You just got dumped recently and are in the process of rebuilding your existence without theirs.

Recently, actress Leah Remini made the brave decision to quit the Church of Scientology. Apparently, there were policies set in place to prevent anyone from questioning the leader, David Miscavige,…

No more waiting outside or on hold with the car service — just open up the app, tap a button, and your ride will be there in less than 10…

Everyone deserves romance. Everyone deserves to feel special, and cared for, and deeply appreciated.

As I turned 25 this year, I am beginning to understand that although maturity does not come with age, it does come with life experiences, which you gain as the…