Someone in your life (of yourself) douses their food with this bright-red hot sauce made from red chili peppers, vinegar, garlic, salt, sugar, amongst a couple of other ingredients. It’s…

“Instagram is the reason I’m bullied constantly at school.”

Any orange cat not named Crookshanks is missing out on a prime naming opportunity, in your opinion.

7. Men who don’t take themselves too seriously are hidden pearls in a sea of those who will likely shorten their own lifespans by roughly fifteen years out of stress,…

“You know what sucks about getting older? Your friends have known you for way too long. They’ve got too much on you. ”

Well I mean first of all, it’s never a good idea to approach a hot black girl with an opening line about how much you love chocolate!

My son from the age of three always tells me about the “creeper man” who lives in my mom and dads bedroom. He brings it up after he visits them.…

You break out the shorts when it hits 40 degrees in April.

Talk to random people in social settings. This will make you a more well- rounded person, and chances are good you’ll make a new friend, too.

You’re the one their significant other really has to win over.

Do not assign moral value to food items, on your own plate or anyone else’s. A mozzarella stick is a mozzarella stick, and nothing more.

If you don’t have time to be a friend, say that. It’s better than pretending to be something you’re not.

I could feel the effort, I could feel the emotion, and it made me happy.

They don’t have giant egos. There are certain people in the world that will always view you a youngest child as a baby or as their kid sister/brother. You can…

Cassandra makes vegan pasta with Zucchini noodles. :(

Success begins on the inside right under your skin – forget about the outfit you wear but instead focus on the attitude you project. Our world is cruel and only…

“I’m tired of receiving good whiskey.” – said no man ever.

My father was a 911-call taker. The worst calls he got were suicide calls where pretty much all he heard was someone immediately saying “hello, my name is John doe…

The fact that you have to be some sort of wizard to put the string back into a hoodie once it comes out.

“Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.”

One year, one of my friends received a phone call from two other students; these girls thought it would a good idea to make a list of everything they disliked…

I’m a large advocate that age ain’t nothing but a number and Stella should be able to get her groove back whenever she pleases.

Everyone knows when someone got new head shots done, because they post the 72 best outtakes on their Facebook page one by one, and then make the most flattering one…

As much as I appreciate someone telling me to keep my chin up when going through a hard time, I’m fairly certain I’d rather them let me punch dance out…

At their biological core, men are ruled by sexuality. They identify potential mates using their eyes first, while women take a more complicated approach.

You probably thought I was going to recommend Orange Is The New Black but I’m not.

The middle seat is your domain.

Join me in this mystical voyage through the most pressing reasons why potatoes deserve our love.

Not even the least sexually inhibited are immune to awkward moments between the sheets. The reason for this, I believe, is twofold. First, we’re all susceptible to the involuntary nature…

Cry until you’re all out of tears, and all that remains is resilience.

If you add this nail-world favorite to any polish, it will shine bright like a diamond. Just trust me.

Us males are a clueless, relatively embarrassing gender–particularly when it comes to interpreting female actions. Here are some trends–some recent, some timeless–that even the most competent male has a tough…

When we let our second-date nerves take over we risk running our mouth into the ground, and burying those magical sparks of love right along with it.

Still, all of the above is still better than having a roommate, am I right #studiostrugglers?

There’s nothing that makes me quiver more than a drug dealer entering my private home and asking, “Mind if I use the restroom?” Fact is, buddy, I DO mind.

I thought that a man crying was a rare and ugly thing, certainly nothing that I would encounter in my romantic life.

There are a lot of big bad things. The world is full of them.  They are smeared, and gray, and hovering over us. They hide behind suits, or masks, or…

I haven’t been in a fist fight since I was 15, but if I needed to, I would crack some skulls for my best friend.

Always text back promptly, even if it’s to let someone down gently. The worst thing you can possibly to do someone is leave them hanging so they can torture themselves…

Stay confident in knowing that you made the right decision. Your wallet may be crying and your apartment may be sketchier than an undergraduate drawing class, but dammit your memoir…

With the holiday season in full swing, people are packing up their cars and preparing to move into the airport terminal temporarily all to reunite with the extended family they…

My grandfather’s mother was raped by her stepfather or uncle (no one can really be sure) when she was fourteen. They lived in rural Illinois, and, at fourteen years old…

People who’ve never tried Flying Biscuit or Gladys Knight’s Chicken and Waffles have never truly lived.

22. PoeticWindSongs

I wish to God I’d had a list like this when I was 23.

To begin, I got totally screwed over in the dental genes department. I was born with a pretty severe overbite and a mouth that was too small.

Single people love to whine about being single.

1. Make friends with at least one bartender at each of your top 3 favorite bars.

Britney’s perfumes account for 34% of all celebrity perfume sales.

Now that it’s nearly a decade in our rearview, we’ve begun to get a glimpse of what’s got longevity; namely, what songs are really good at encapsulating the weird time…