Whether you sprouted boobs in college, didn’t drop your voice until 16, or lost your virginity in your 20s — you’re better for having done things behind schedule.

Although the United States is a great place to live, people believe that there are things that can be changed to further this great nation. Let’s see what they have…

The unmatched healing power of friends who say, “Remember when you felt this way about so-and-so? I do. Eventually you’ll feel the same way about this one too.”

Between the acrobatics, inventive college satire, and willingness to come off as a highly questionable human, it’s very rare to see such unbridled talent running amok like this.

Con: ‘Art jokes’

Your mom repeating “but he/she’s so talented!” at a dinner party for hours on end is only gonna get you so far.

We’ve evolved over millions of years to most effectively do a handful of things. Lucky for us, one of them is banging. Like any animal, we’re on a mission to…

“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?”

Most kids that grew up in the 90s have some fond memories watching this show as a kid, but I’m here to tell you that it’s even better as an…

10. The only people you know who wear more shades of pink, yellow, and other pastels than the girls in your sorority are your male friends.

Everything is great in moderation.

Who was his greatest love interest of all time? Here’s a countdown from the worst to his ultimate match.

One Tree Hill was my generation’s Saved by the Bell, The Wonder Years, and Melrose Place all rolled into one. It was also the backdrop to my over-anxious, bookworm-ish, braces-filled…

To be honest, I thought Adele was like 65, but it turns out she’s only 27, which is actually kind of amazing considering the fact that she’s worth an estimated…

But what actually ends up happening is that things get pulled so far out of context they become repurposed just for the sake of an argument.

7) Vibrate/Silence: You are avoiding bill collectors/student loan people.

Not twerking or shaking your ass in the club, because you have intellectual prowess and therefore no need for such base demonstrations of sexual value. Come on, you’re not a…

1. The truth about love is that there is a part of you that honestly believes that giving away all of your love will – no, must – result in…

2. He pulls off sweaters, turtlenecks, and fleeces with a rare, effortless ease.

4. Be thankful. Every single day. Every time you open your eyes to a new day of life on this earth. And learn to appreciate every moment of the beauty…

4. He’s too nervous. It can be that simple, really.

Bill Murray stole $20 from me. Not in the sense that I saw a bad movie of his and decided he owed me for my time and money spent, but…

Pictures/cameras. I just captured this ONE moment in time that I can now look at for the rest of my life.

I would like to dispel some of the myths about marriage I have confronted over time.

There are so many guides out there for the ladies for how to get a man, keep a man, ditch a man – it was about time for an article…

There is a little Charlotte York sitting on my shoulder telling me guys lose respect for girls who enjoy sex.

These two 10-year-old boys kidnapped, tortured, and killed a 2-year-old they found waiting for his mother outside a store in the mall.

The only way to save a lot of money fast without going insane or giving up is to spend less and make more. It’s not glamorous, and it’s kind of…

1. Relationships are only temporary but Taco Bell is for forever. 2. Taco Bell always welcomes you with open arms and never judges you when you show up drunk. 3.

I’ve been thinking a lot about this interview with Lisa Kudrow about the nose job she got when she was in high school.

Breakup Like An Adult.

My brother was the baby in the family, and I couldn’t imagine my mom turning her back on him to protect me. How would that even work? Grown-ups who molested…

When something really, really funny happens, and I immediately turn around to look at you with that “Oh my god, what??” face, even when you’re not there.

We lose the mystery, the intangible but palpable reality of our existence, one that’s both elusively foreign and so comfortably, warmly home.

3. Regardless of how much time has passed since the last time you’ve hung out, once you start to catch up, it feels as though no time has passed at…

Whether you started dancing with her at a club, are on a blind date or are being introduced to a friend of a friend, these are 15 things you should…

1. Make their bed. 2. Own a pet or a child. 3. Have a stress-free conversation with the mechanic. 4. Have more than one set of sheets.

“I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star.”

I’m curious about vaginas. Not in a sexual way. In an anatomical way.

Sister in law only bought a windshield wiper for the driver’s side.

You have cynical jokes and snarky remarks that it’s killing you inside to hold off on saying, but you must wait until you have a better feel for whom you…

Regardless of whether or not anyone asked you to, you have within you an innate need to pack snacks for people and make sure that everyone is eating well. For…

1. Make Sure Your Excuse Isn’t Too Complicated

FILE UNDER: the craziest things that made us think of George Clooney this week.

Nick: Just update your resume, you ninny.

I know a girl who is living in Oregon waiting for her stepfather to get out of jail so that they can get married. He’s in jail for having a…

Complaining about your job in front of someone who is having a really hard time finding one.

Automatically having the most exciting stories/life of most of your friends.

2. My phone is probably broken or service is messed up and that’s why I haven’t heard from anybody in a while.

Do men ever admit to women that they’re slightly crazy in the things that they expect out of women? Not really. I think that’s the way the game works though.