Online dating reaches peak thirst levels
Claire will not abide thirst.
Needless to say, this episode is still a big fat half-hour of nope.
“I’m not a solution to your problems. I’m another problem.”
Try to stop being such a flake.
Making decisions or having traits that don’t sit well with everyone in the general population doesn’t make you less of a woman, or less of a man, or less of a human being. It makes you independent. It makes you indefinable. And that’s the best thing you can be.
I will always love you because I don’t have a choice. When you wait your entire life for something, and that thing finally happens to you, you don’t just give it up.
Salad needs dressing like Ashanti needed Ja Rule. They just work so well together. Light dressing is like Ja Rule sans Ashanti. Imagine “Always On Time” without Ashanti. That’s what light dressing tastes like.