“I bought these thinking “Oh, how cuuuute” but then never wear them.”

Perhaps accents are meant to reflect culture and background, and people feel duped when they are “acquired.” I find this a limited definition. Rather, accents are often coincidental.

Feminism, by definition, values the feminine over the masculine. I don’t. And I never will.

1. You need to wear perfume.

3. It can be lonely sometimes, to feel like the only person who craves companionship.

“Why didn’t you teach my child not to pee on the floor?”

My high school girlfriend posted an ultrasound picture of her unborn baby. I’m pretty sure I fell out of my chair. How? Why?

Friendly roommates are scientifically proven to be more likely to share food they think you’ll like. Especially if it’s boxed-mix brownies.

“People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time.”

Eating clean (or vegan, or paleo, or gluten-free, or raw) doesn’t make you better than anyone else. We all have to find our way to feed ourselves well, and our…

But more than sad, I see it as one of the most honest movies ever made. The world is FILLED with Toms. Heck, I’m a Tom. We meet someone. We…

As I’ve come to observe in my recent visits to my local gym, my straightforward approach to workout garb is rare. Everyone’s workout attire preference is different, but that doesn’t…

In Colombia there are zero qualms attached to cosmetic surgery, it’s a place founded on an industry of perfection.

These ladies have quietly been the queens of girl power for the past 15 years and I guarantee you’ve seen at least one, if not all, of the classics on…

Quite a few of the selections are commonly seen or talked about, because they simply deserve to be on here. Others you may have never heard of.

There was blood everywhere and butcher tools on the side. He had put the eyes left over from the corpses on his shelf just aimed at the door.

The second you put on heels, it’s like, whoa, I never realized you were so tall, attack of the 50-foot woman, no, stop it.

Contrary to popular belief, “nothing” can actually mean something. Technically the homebody could’ve said “I do have plans” because doing absolutely nothing was in fact their itinerary.

He may buy you nice things, or look good on your arm (when he has time to come out), but putting in the time to be with someone in the…

The grace period for being a mess is over.

So will you take it? Will you take the risk, the leap of faith, and trust with your heart that this has the potential to be one of your greatest…

When in a group project, you’ll figure out how to do the least amount of work whilst getting the most amount of credit.

She put her hand on my belly and said “What’s the matter dear, having a little miscarriage today are we?”

I’ll read book after book in a series in an author’s bibliography. In that moment, I’ll even read The Hunger Games if it’s the only thing in reach (or worse,…

I’m 30 now, and everything’s different.

My 4 year old blond angelic looking daughter told her visiting grandparent’s to, “Bite my shiny metal ass.” Bless her.